[RCT]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac

I have no idea what these people are talking about but I see that the photographer yesterday did not get a picture of the 6.13 foot rabbit who was sitting across from me at the table. :joke:

Oh man, now, if someone says that the rabbit died, THAT would REALLY be a story!!!

[Rokinronda]

Chels, That POOL noodle was the biggest I ever saw. :yikes: I think leaving the part about it being a POOL noodle out just got those with dirty minds thinking dirty thoughts. SHAME SHAME! :redface: I'm sure Mrs Eddie and Vetman knew it was a POOL noodle. Now everyone else should get your minds out of the gutter, buy a POOL noodle, get it wet and enjoy it at the POOL!! LOL PS I have 2 POOL noodles that have been dry way too long. Lets set up a pool noodle POOL party!!! 8) 1rnfl

[The Great Fumar]

I TELL YOU DALINKS, HONESTLY , YOUUU LOOOK MAVELOUS .....
OH , AND DID I MENTION ,,,, YOUU LOOOK MAVELOUS !!!!!!

FERNADO FUMAR :bigthumbsup: ;D ;D ;D

[nONIE]

and so was your noodle! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

Im still so confused! :redface:

Hey, who pulled the last noodle posts????? I think Im losing my mind!!! :dontknow:

[redwitch]

Disclaimer: Do not read if you want your imagination to keep running with EJP's wet noodle now owned by Chels.

Noodle facts: As Rhonda said, the "noodle" was purchased by EJP for Chels so she could make a chair for the pool. You use one of the noodles and a mesh "sling" (purchase both at Wal-Mart for under $10 together). The noodles come in large and small sizes. After some major by EJP's wife, she managed to get the two together to make a wonderful floating chair for the pools here. EJP used it at the pool, saw a gentleman wet the noodle and voila! one instant chair in minutes. So, the trick is to get the noodle wet -- makes the sling portion slide on quickly and easily.

So, we're sitting outside chatting and smoking. Chels goes into Crisper's and EJP follows. She gets change and pays EJP for the noodle and sling. EJP leaves and it gets rather raucus since we now down to all girls.

The noodle comments flew fast and furious. To top it off, Chels took a drink of soda. The glass was sweating and dripped on the noodle. Thus, we now had a wet noodle that Chels stroked to dry off. This occurred several times to more raucus comments. Of course, Chels then had to light a ciggie and the comments went from raucus to almost obscene.

See what happens when you THINK a get together is over and leave it to a few females with somewhat twisted minds? Course, we didn't think all the nasty thoughts y'all did and shame on all of you for thinking Chels would play with EJP's wet noodle right there at Crispers!

For a pic of a noodle chair: http://www.improvementscatalog.com/product/id/101471.do

[nONIE]

Thanks Red, thats a great idea! Noodles are also good for filling in seperations between golfcart windshields thus keeping rain and wind from making your golfcart trip a miserable one.

handy little devils arent they?

[chelsea24]

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

I don't know what it is Nonie, but everything you say cracks me up! I love you, chels

[chelsea24]

Tal, by the way, I saw Harvey at Crispers! Loved what he was wearing! Quite the fashion plate. ;D

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

I don't know what it is Nonie, but everything you say cracks me up!

Chels, I agree. Nonie is special. I think it is because she exists in her own special little universe, which is a much nicer, kinder place.

[redwitch]

Personally, I'm just grateful Nonie shares her universe with us from time to time. It makes my world a little brighter, happier.

[graciegirl]

Thank you so much Redwitch for clarifying the noodle situation. I thought I was reading the Playboy Forum.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

Tal, by the way, I saw Harvey at Crispers! Loved what he was wearing! Quite the fashion plate. ;D

Chelsea. What are you talking about??? :dontknow: Study the photographs above. Harvey did not have a stitch on. Nada.

[redwitch]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

Thank you so much Redwitch for clarifying the noodle situation. I thought I was reading the Playboy Forum.

I had to. I figured the admins would kill us if we didn't clean up our act (and I did promise I would).

At least you didn't think you were reading the Penthouse forum. ;D

[chelsea24]

Graciegirl! You didn't notice Harvey's Panama hat and matching flip-flops? Very Floridian!
1rnfl By the way, what didn't you come to the luncheon? Are you here? chels

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

Graciegirl! You didn't notice Harvey's Panama hat and matching flip-flops? Very Floridian!
1rnfl By the way, what didn't you come to the luncheon? Are you here? chels

You know I missed his hat and shoes.

NO I AM not THERE! I wouldn't miss it for the world. I am waiting to get ahold of all of you and hug you to death!!!