[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

I know there is a small bathroom just off Belmont's 3rd hole.

I sometimes see couples sneaking into it for sex so a lot does happen on golf courses.

If both are in there at the same time I assume something else is going on in there.

As discussed on late-night TV a while back........I bet that makes his putter.........flutter.

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Whitley

Your neighbor walks out of his home, with working bathroom(s) I presume, so he can **** on a bush. I think there may be more going on with this man(?) than a weak bladder.

He fertilized that bush with his mother-in-law's ashes.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by MsPCGenius

Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your ***** in your pants...

How about Tuesday being NUDE golf day. Thursday is NUDE tennis night at Tierra Del Sol.

[HospitalCoder]

Originally Posted by JGibson

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

What happens behind a tree or bush stays there but please don’t shake my hand at the end of the round.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

It’s OK to take a leak on the golf course as long as you identify as a squirrel : )

Oh look, there is one of those cute high school "Furbies" taking a leak. So SWEET!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by JMintzer

And then, what do you do with the bedpan?

Have it full of cat litter.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

If they are peeing on my yard, car or person--- YES. There was a dog a number of years ago that had a big desire to pee on certain tennis shoes. With people in them or not.

I remember that dog.......he hated Air Jordans.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580

All creatures have to evacuate their waste. But knowing this, I have never, as in Never with a capital "N", thought the waste discharge of any creature (that includes widdo Snarkums) as being in any way worthy of public display.
Get the shudders just thinking about it.

Imagine ALL the streets of urban USA BEFORE the car was invented. And we complain about SMELLY exhaust.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by jimjamuser

I remember that dog.......he hated Air Jordans.

Actually it just seemed to be the shoes of one lady who often had some kind of misadventure going on. We often called on her for another good story of these perils. She escaped from a nursing home in Maryland only wearing a smock and had to be rounded up by staff according to her daughter.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by BrianL99

There's not a golfer alive, who hasn't taken a whiz in the woods and that will continue forever.

Women are simply jealous, as it's not quite as convenient for them. Tough luck.

For the women who are feeling deprived of equal rights? You can wear shirts without collars, so you have that going for you.

Actually, there is a small plastic device for female hikers that allows them to stand up and still do the male way.

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by BrianL99

Just to add some levity to a ridiculous thread.

True story.

A prior Massachusetts Governor (Bill Weld, Harvard) was on a junket to Dublin, along with (at the time) Speaker of the House Tom Flaherty (Boston College).

Heading from one Pub to the other, Tom was little miffed as he was waiting for Weld to come out of the Men's Room. Tom said, "what the hell took you so long?". Bill replied, "I had to wash my hands, didn't they teach you to do that at BC"?

Flaherty says: "At BC, they taught us not to get it on our hands".

The joke, while old, is only mildly funny, imho. The fact that it is not only the urine to consider, but the handling of the genitals as well, seems so obviously connected that, in this version, Flaherty shows himself to be a fool and a smart azz. But, as a politician, it is to be expected.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by MandoMan

Actually, I don’t find discrete public urination “gross” or “crude” or “offensive,” tree or no tree. The same goes for public breast-feeding from an exposed breast. These are normal bodily functions, and it is a warped society that sees them as shameful. I recall the motto of the Order of the Garter in the UK: “Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense” (which translates as “shame to him who thinks it evil,” or more clearly, “If no offense is intended, shame to him who thinks an act evil.”). That doesn’t mean I want it done against the wall of my house or on my lanai, but on a golf course in an emergency doesn’t bother me. I realize there are public decency laws, and I follow them, but some laws were made because of prudes who complain, not because of public health. Oddly, there is much better reason for not allowing public urination in cities (as with a ban on public spitting), yet cities are not generally required to have and maintain a lot of public facilities for this sort of thing. There have been several articles in the New York Times this year about the need for such things in New York.

Paris began installing ****oirs on the streets in 1830, and at one point there were over 1200 of them. These were generally partly open and male only. The feet and torso of the users were exposed. All but one has been replaced by unisex, fully-enclosed units rather like our porta-potties. In London these days you can find plastic portable units for four men, completely exposed from behind. I’ve attached a photo below.

We are not talking here about public exposure of the sex organs for the purpose of shocking people. That’s significantly different. If people are offended by the sight of someone urinating a hundred feet away, however, I would say they have their own problems they should deal with.

Very progressive.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by whitley

your neighbor walks out of his home, with working bathroom(s) i presume, so he can **** on a bush. I think there may be more going on with this man(?) than a weak bladder.

weed killer

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by whitley

i thought this was supposed to be a classy joint. Yes i am offended by public urination.

wonder where eve tinkled

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by jimjamuser

Imagine ALL the streets of urban USA BEFORE the car was invented. And we complain about SMELLY exhaust.

Oh! Mr, Jimjam, you do say the most dreadful things. I believe that I feel a spell of the vapors coming on. Is there a comfy chair where I may swoon?
(To be recited with your best Southern Belle accent. )