[derkster]

It xxxxx-'s off the gators. Keep it in your pants.

[coralway]

Originally Posted by JGibson

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

So, you're looking for justification to pee in public? Says a lot about your upbringing.

[kcrazorbackfan]

Originally Posted by UpNorth

Unfortunately, not enough trees on the golf courses here. The developer stripped most of them away. Boring, flat layouts with plenty of golf view premium lots. A guy can't find a decent tree these days.

Ho hum 🥱; just another bashing of the Developer who created all of what we have, even for people like you.

[Hank’s mom]

Most men that I have seen peeing from a distance are not being vulgar or indecent. I sure hope your grandchildren never do anything as bad as pee on grass a far distance as you observed. Reflect on your life and realize how stupid this post was!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by The VillageElder

There is a product on the market called Golf Club Urinal. I saw it on Shark Tank. It was developed by a south Florida doctor.

https://www.biorelief.com/product/ur...rtable-urinal/

Kind of hard for a woman to use that. It is a hollow golf club you pee into.

[UpNorth]

Originally Posted by kcrazorbackfan

Ho hum 🥱; just another bashing of the Developer who created all of what we have, even for people like you.

If you consider the truth to be "bashing", you only have your opinion. So do I.

[fishon]

TOTV, always the shining light of intelligence in the Villages.

[RedChariot]

Originally Posted by JGibson

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

And how do you WASH YOUR HANDS!?!

[RedChariot]

Originally Posted by Mumsie

I yelled at a guy who pulled it out and was just about to pee on the tree behind where the local priest lives, just next door to me and in plain sight from my birdcage. “What the he** are you doing? There is a bathroom right over there!” as I pointed to the bathrooms between #6 and #8 on the course. He quickly zipped up, jumped on his cart and hightailed it over to dispose of his waste in a societal approved facility. You should have heard the hoots and hollers from his buddies—he’ll never live that down!

Love it!!

[BrianL99]

Originally Posted by RedChariot

And how do you WASH YOUR HANDS!?!

Just to add some levity to a ridiculous thread.

True story.

A prior Massachusetts Governor (Bill Weld, Harvard) was on a junket to Dublin, along with (at the time) Speaker of the House Tom Flaherty (Boston College).

Heading from one Pub to the other, Tom was little miffed as he was waiting for Weld to come out of the Men's Room. Tom said, "what the hell took you so long?". Bill replied, "I had to wash my hands, didn't they teach you to do that at BC"?

Flaherty says: "At BC, they taught us not to get it on our hands".

[NJRICHARD]

This is an adult community and exceptions must be made. Calling the police, IMO, is excessive.

[Taltarzac725]

You could always carry a bedpan in a discreet bag in the back of your golf cart and have some kind of excuse to close your cart doors or put down the covers.

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Bcheval

Think about this the next time your ball is up against a tree. Think about this the next time you stop for a bite after your round and neglect to wash your hands.

I'd adjust my stance. The bark on the tree is too rough for my balls...

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by toeser

Wow. I have lived on a Villages golf course for eight years and have never witnessed nor heard ANY inappropriate behavior, not even cursing.

I must not have played that course yet...

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

You could always carry a bedpan in a discreet bag in the back of your golf cart and have some kind of excuse to close your cart doors or put down the covers.

And then, what do you do with the bedpan?