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Originally Posted by graciegirl

I get in the sand trap all of the time, and believe me, I am not trying to get in the sand trap.

Gracie. (NOT Nancy Lopez)

Know what you mean, Gracie. The last time I accidently drove into a sandtrap was... this morning. I hit a beautiful shot out of the bunker-- right into another one in front of the green.

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Originally Posted by BlueHeronFan

During our Lifestyle Preview we had a cart to use for the week. One evening we made a wrong turn and ended up in a sand trap. Gracious Ambassador showed us our way out.

Made another wrong turn, and ended up going down Morse Blvd, frantically looking for a way off after realizing our mistake.

Later after becoming Villagers, we witnessed the exact same thing happening to some other poor newbies. Smiled and somehow, already felt like oldtimers.

Won't be long Vinny, you'll see.

Maybe I should rethink the decision to get a cart and stick to the Harley for a while? They keep telling us that everything is cart-accessible in TV. That is, once you figure out how to get there from here. Maybe you should have told the ambassador you were simply testing out your new 'monster wheels' on the cart and they didn't perform as expected.
When I get a cart, I think it would be a good idea to stick a big flag on it that says "NEWBIE" for the first 500 miles or so.

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Originally Posted by Pturner

Know what you mean, Gracie. The last time I accidently drove into a sandtrap was... this morning. I hit a beautiful shot out of the bunker-- right into another one in front of the green.

You mean we're SUPPOSED to keep that stupid, directionally challenged, little white ball on the green stuff? I always thought the 'Keep off the grass' signs meant us. BTW what's the best driver to use off the green?

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by macro

You mean we're SUPPOSED to keep that stupid, directionally challenged, little white ball on the green stuff? I always thought the 'Keep off the grass' signs meant us. BTW what's the best driver to use off the green?

Um, the putting wedge.

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Originally Posted by Pturner

Um, the putting wedge.

I always thought that was a golf term for what you did to an opponent when playing for money.
OH, right, WEDGE!
Gotta get me one!
Bet they sell those in the Pro Shop. They won't let me shop there. Have to go to the pre-amateur shop!