[collie1228]

You guys made me laugh - very creative.

But I think that this could be a real issue. When we played one of the exec course during our Lifestyle Preview, we felt a lot of pressure (no pun intended) to keep up the pace of play. Had I needed to use the facilities in the middle of that round of golf, and found them busy with a line of contractors outside, I would have probably insisted on first in line privileges, and if anyone gave me any lip, I would have immediately driven to the starting booth and complained loudly. A resident driving by needing to use the bathroom is one thing; a line of contractors is another. The latter is unacceptable IMHO.

[Dirigo]

Originally Posted by trichard

I agree. The restrooms are for villagers only. Let's make them go by a tree or bush.

Or a portable toilet...

[Dirigo]

QUOTE=Boomer;196127]To pee or not to pee? That is the question.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows and bad aim of construction workers,
Or to take up arms against a sea of pee,
By going to the POA, the HOA, the PRUS,
And through the power of paying the fee to pee,
Gain access only by noble plastic card,
And henceforth, banish all Restroom signs from TV,
Replacing them with signs that say “Swipe & Wipe.”

But, in doing so, entitled ones may doom themselves to sleepless nights,
Lying awake, inviting madness,
Lying awake, wondering when oh when,
Will such a deed come back to haunt?
Alas, when will the phony, fake ID’s appear?
Thus changing all TV Restroom signs, once more,
To “Fake and Shake.”

Adieu,
Boomer[/QUOTE]

Very good, indeed! Thanks for adding some levity to the discussion.

[The Great Fumar]

Originally Posted by boomer

aw, c'mon, th, bargee was just playing shakespeare with me. And when i saw that post, it inspired me to write that little hamlet parody.

Th, you know, sometimes english majors just gotta have fun, too.

Well, mr. Tony besmirches english majors. And garrison keillor besmirches english majors.

And now, oh no!!! And now.......et tu, th?

Boomer

roses are red
violets are pink
and boy, you sure did on this !!!

Fumar , the great fumar.....