[chelsea24]

Bernie your post is hysterical! I am also completely addicted and am out there getting others addicted too! Well, in my good friend Nonie's defense, we wouldn't have had the pleasure of meeting you two wonderful people and many more if it wasn't for TOTV. You've met my husband, so you know he's in a zone of his own. LOL He plays Bridge on computer (addicted to it) and I chat or post on TOTV so it all works out. Although I will admit I have heard my drama queen daughter sigh on the other end of the phone when I say "hold on just a minute, let me finish this post!" ;D I can't explain the phenomenon. Other than good chats, good debates : good information, good laughs and great friends.

[redwitch]

Bernie, I'm sorry I write such long posts. It really has to make you flinch when Nonie mentions me as an excuse. Sorry it's caused scorched clothing. (How do clothes get scorched in the dryer anyway?)

[scottke]

I'm addicted too.* As soon as I get home from work I check to see what has been posted and to make sure I haven't missed anything exciting.* Then later I go to see who is in chat and if I'm not too tired I check-in there.* Sometimes even when I'm tired I go in anyway and start posting and end up waking right back up again.* I feel I know some of the people on TOTV and I haven't even been to Crispers yet.* One of these times we'll be there when the group meets.*

[nONIE]

Thankyou TOTV friends for comming to my defense.It may make hubby's transition to TOTV bachelorhood a little less painful! LOL evil6

[LB]

Would hipnosis help with all our adictions? Does anyone know how to shut off the hours spent on TOTV, seriously! My wife says it is getting too high!

[nONIE]

red,

Hubby says his underware is too tight because of me being on TOTV and letting the dryer run too long. Lets see ,Im sure there are other things I can be blamed for because of TOTV! :

[chelsea24]

Hey Bernie, could your underwear be a little too tight because of all the great food in TV. I know ours are!!!

[nONIE]

Chels, LOL, thanks again for the save, its great to have such loyal friends!

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Bernie

I do understand my better half:
The toast is burnt -- sorry was in the middle of sending a PM
The dog is holding her legs crossways - wait just one more post to read
The bills are not paid -- just recieved a dozen new PMs
The clothes in the dryer are scortched -- I was reading what RW just posted
The hot water is still running, now its cold -- Oh I had to log in to see the new pictures
The iceream melted on the counter top -- I was tied up in chat
Quiet I'm trying to concentrate - K has this problem I need to help her with
Your phone is inging -- no that BF who lost her r's

Sincerely -- I do understand the new friends we've made thanks to the bonds of TOTV.

Bernie - Fireboy left at the end of February for Canada and I just noticed two days ago that he was gone!! You're lucky that at least Nonie is still making toast for you, burnt or not.

TOTV has been a great way to meet you all and form new friendships. I am so grateful to the Administrators who came up with the concept. :#1:

[nONIE]

Originally Posted by Nonie

Chels, LOL, thanks again for the save, its great to have such loyal friends!

Barefoot: Ditto! Us goils have to stick together!

[redwitch]

Nonie -- make a deal with him ... you'll let him buy new shorts and you'll cut down on PMs to no more than 20 a day and he can't complain about TOTV addictions or we'll help you REALLY shrink them.

Bernie, some things in life are a tradeoff. I bet Nonie smiles more now. I know we're all enchanted with her giggle. You wouldn't have that pleasure at least 7 times a day if it weren't for TOTV. Nor would you have the chance to go to such wonderful gatherings as Hyacinth's St. Paddy's Day party and the TOTV get together. Sometimes you just have to give a little to get a little.

[nONIE]

Oh How blessed I am to have such mahvelous sistah's! Thankyou for your dedication to the cause! ;D

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Hi Bernie,

I think you are a very nice person, understanding, considerate, warm, friendly and with a good sense of humor. What I do not understand is why you can not do the things that you are suggesting your sweet, wonderful, lovely, compassionate, delightful and devoted wife should do.

We are addicted to each other - we now have Sistahs that need our attention and help. That is what being a Sistah is all about.

Of course there is one easy solution to the items you stated - hire a butler and a maid. That way all problems will be resolved.

So my dear Bruddah - you now know what you need to do. As your new Sistah I would like to mention I also need a butler and maid.

See ya soon.

Sistah Hyacinth Bucket