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Was behind another cart on Morse Blvd. Thursday near St. James. Someone was riding with their dog-child. This is what we were treated to on the journey:

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Noise pollution. What possible enjoyment can anyone get from owning a dog that never shuts up? No I'm not a dog hater. What I hate is this:

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I believe the dog was trying to advise you on a tax pro after seeing your other thread. ‘Go with the CPA back home’ Woof
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Old 03-16-2024, 05:50 AM
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Was behind another cart on Morse Blvd. Thursday near St. James. Someone was riding with their dog-child. This is what we were treated to on the journey:

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Noise pollution. What possible enjoyment can anyone get from owning a dog that never shuts up? No I'm not a dog hater. What I hate is this:

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My post was intended a humor. Not a peer reviewed submission to Psychology Today.
Humor - thank heaven. One more yip would have made for an intolerable situation.
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Love the comment about thinking it was the wife. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are; and I'm a wife. I think my husband will laugh out loud when I show him this; just like I did. 😅
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Was behind another cart on Morse Blvd. Thursday near St. James. Someone was riding with their dog-child. This is what we were treated to on the journey:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip (Yap Yap Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yip) Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Noise pollution. What possible enjoyment can anyone get from owning a dog that never shuts up? No I'm not a dog hater. What I hate is this:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap (Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip) (Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap) Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
Aren't those the lyrics to the 1957 song "Get a Job" by The Silhouettes???

(Minus the sha-na-na-na and mum-mum-mum)
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Maybe I can help. I speak "dog". Translation: I was fine at home. Take me home! I said home! Turn around, dammit! This freaking cart is noisy, stinky and rides like crap. You drive like the Tasmanian devil. You scare the pee out of me. Dear God-dog, PLEASEmake him/her take me home where my food is, and the world isn't filled with noisy, stinky, scary carts and cars! Holy lawn droppings! PLEASE, NOT THE SQUAREEEEEEE. I swear, I will jump out of this demon cart and try to face plant on the curb! Somebody, please, kill me! My owner hates me! Where is a hungry gator when you need one! TAKE ME HOME!
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If anybody has a pair of old socks or ductape I sure could use it to shut up my yapping neighbor
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The story did not sound humorous. I would think that the smell of gas is worse than the barking.
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Maybe I can help. I speak "dog". Translation: I was fine at home. Take me home! I said home! Turn around, dammit! This freaking cart is noisy, stinky and rides like crap. You drive like the Tasmanian devil. You scare the pee out of me. Dear God-dog, PLEASEmake him/her take me home where my food is, and the world isn't filled with noisy, stinky, scary carts and cars! Holy lawn droppings! PLEASE, NOT THE SQUAREEEEEEE. I swear, I will jump out of this demon cart and try to face plant on the curb! Somebody, please, kill me! My owner hates me! Where is a hungry gator when you need one! TAKE ME HOME!
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Owners who let their dogs yap non-stop are so ridiculous and insensitive. Would you let your human kids scream at strangers? Same thing to me.
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Old 03-16-2024, 06:59 AM
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Driver possibly blind and uses a guide dog that is telling him/her where to go?
Live no next door would be better we had that opportunity twice in our life time
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If there ever was a thread on TOTV to

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of the original post, this is it!! Haha
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I agree! How can the owner stand it?
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Amazing...
Yet another retired Villager, got the world by the a$$, riding around in a golf cart enjoying the beautiful Florida weather...and this is your silly gripe ???
Don't you know how to go in a different direction ?
Thank you for pointing out the obvious..The OP, has nothing else to worry about. This is why I spend less and less time on TOTV, should be WOTV, whining...
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Old 03-16-2024, 07:33 AM
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Maybe I can help. I speak "dog". Translation: I was fine at home. Take me home! I said home! Turn around, dammit! This freaking cart is noisy, stinky and rides like crap. You drive like the Tasmanian devil. You scare the pee out of me. Dear God-dog, PLEASEmake him/her take me home where my food is, and the world isn't filled with noisy, stinky, scary carts and cars! Holy lawn droppings! PLEASE, NOT THE SQUAREEEEEEE. I swear, I will jump out of this demon cart and try to face plant on the curb! Somebody, please, kill me! My owner hates me! Where is a hungry gator when you need one! TAKE ME HOME!
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Yip Yip Yap Yap.Wooof!

Translation: The official end of this hilarious post.
Unhappy neurotic doggie is back home, still not tranquil, I'm sure. Arf!
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