[Yankee Quilter]

Originally Posted by Twinspin60

Thanks for having my back--you know I'm such a "innocent" little thing.

Innocent is not what comes to mind .... In the right place at ......... Hey how is Ohio?

[A-4 Skyhawk]

IT LOOKS LIKE NIGHT MANEUVERS HAS STARTED BACK UP
CHECK OUT MY LAMP POST

How many times do I need to tell you that I spent all of the treasury money on beer
Community Watch told me that a "Little Guy with a white beard wearing fur slippers" was spotted in my lawn. GAME ON !!!!!

[jimbo2012]

Hey, where's all the $$ you collected in my back yard?

[A-4 Skyhawk]

Originally Posted by jimbo2012

Hey, where's all the $$ you collected in my back yard?

BOUGHT BEER . . . . . That's what I do . . . . .

[A-4 Skyhawk]

We found an elderly lady wandering the streets (I think they call her a "Mum") so we drug her in the house, put a bright light in her face, and she spilled her guts. We know who the "Culprit" is for all of the signs on peoples lamp posts this morning. Looks like a whole bunch of us were the lucky recipients. Retaliation plans are well underway.

[jimbo2012]

Originally Posted by A-4 Skyhawk

BOUGHT BEER . . . . . That's what I do . . . . .

Great where's mine?

[WVMtnBoy]

It appears that I have, once again, been accused of becoming involved in various, mysterious happenings in our fair village. Just for the record, I categorically deny any involvement in said goings on and refute any allegations associated therewith.

I'm tellin' y'all that I've been framed...framed I say!!!

[A-4 Skyhawk]

Originally Posted by WVMtnBoy

It appears that I have, once again, been accused of becoming involved in various, mysterious happenings in our fair village. Just for the record, I categorically deny any involvement in said goings on and refute any allegations associated therewith.

I'm tellin' y'all that I've been framed...framed I say!!!

So if I told you your Mum came by my house twice today to see our Mum and both times "THREW YOU UNDER THE BUS" as the culprit, what would be your reaction to that? Well, we enjoyed our signage. We hope you enjoy yours. (P.S. tell your Mum that wasn't lightening she was looking at out the front window a little while ago)

[GilchristCruisers]

[QUOTE=A-4 Skyhawk;736501]So if I told you your Mum came by my house twice today to see our Mum and both times "THREW YOU UNDER THE BUS" as the culprit, what would be your reaction to that? Well, we enjoyed our signage. We hope you enjoy yours. (P.S. tell your Mum that wasn't lightening she was looking at out the front window a little while ago)


Well, at least we know where to find him when we have an important issue to bring to the governing body of Gilchrist. I've been looking for days!

[WVMtnBoy]

Originally Posted by A-4 Skyhawk

So if I told you your Mum came by my house twice today to see our Mum and both times "THREW YOU UNDER THE BUS" as the culprit, what would be your reaction to that? Well, we enjoyed our signage. We hope you enjoy yours. (P.S. tell your Mum that wasn't lightening she was looking at out the front window a little while ago)
Attachment 19870 Attachment 19871

MEMO
TO: Administrative Department
FROM: Hizzonor, The Mayor
DATE: 08/31/2013
RE: Request for Purchase (RFP)

Dear Andy, In accordance with the relocation of the Mayors office from 3037 Bradshaw Lane to 3035 1/2 Bradshaw Lane, I would like to request that the Village purchase some furnishings to further enhance the ability of said Mayor to tend to the needs of his loyal residents:

#1 - Executive Desk
#2 - High back leather chair (brown)
#3- Laptop computer with Wi-Fi link (there's no phone service in the loo)
#4 - Credenza
#5 - Two leather arm chairs for visitors (although I don't think there will be any).

Please issure RFP's to any eligible merchants for delivery within two weeks (the sooner, the better).

Oh yea - #6 - an exhaust fan (it really stinks in there)

Thank you for your prompt consideration!!!

Hizzhonor
The Mayor

[WVMtnBoy]

Originally Posted by A-4 Skyhawk

So if I told you your Mum came by my house twice today to see our Mum and both times "THREW YOU UNDER THE BUS" as the culprit, what would be your reaction to that? Well, we enjoyed our signage. We hope you enjoy yours. (P.S. tell your Mum that wasn't lightening she was looking at out the front window a little while ago)
Attachment 19870 Attachment 19871

I have thoroughly questioned said senior citizen and she assures me that you were not home when she visited the second said senior citizen so you could not have, therefore, subjected her to any questioning. I however have used a high wattage compact flourescent light, duck tape and a piece of mining cable (left over from my State Police days) to extract the truth from said senior citizen. She knows nothing about the aforementioned "Midnight Maneuvers". Me thinks that you are throwing out a red herring to deflect suspicion from the true guilty party!



Sincerely,

Hizzohonr
The Mayor

[A-4 Skyhawk]

Originally Posted by WVMtnBoy

I have thoroughly questioned said senior citizen and she assures me that you were not home when she visited the second said senior citizen so you could not have, therefore, subjected her to any questioning. I however have used a high wattage compact flourescent light, duck tape and a piece of mining cable (left over from my State Police days) to extract the truth from said senior citizen. She knows nothing about the aforementioned "Midnight Maneuvers". Me thinks that you are throwing out a red herring to deflect suspicion from the true guilty party!

Sincerely,
Hizzohonr
The Mayor

YADA - YADA - YADA
That thumping sound in the neighborhood this morning must have been the bus running over your "Honorable" butt.
The Treasury is EMPTY.
To pay for all that furniture you want for your new office you should consider "SUB-LETTING" the basement . . . . . maybe to the person or persons that assisted you in your midnight signage maneuvers.

During half time of the West Virginia and William & Mary game today, the Water Boarding Committee will be paying you a visit. We'll get the truth out of the bunch of you. (P.S. . . . . is it true that only Mary is playing today because they are saving William for the Big Boys ??)

[Teryl1949]

BREAKING NEWS!
A Freedom of Information request was sent to the FBI, NEA, and IRS for any and all graphical proof that may be available from their current fleet of drones. I have been provided with the results, BUT, refused to release to the public for fear of having to request asylum with Mr Putin in his airport. Hizz honour Da Mayor has granted me with full and complete immunity from any and all accusations associated with the defilement of the Gilchrist Mayor's Office.
Below is the first picture obtained from the nearest drone.

There not being nearly enough definition, after all the drone was over Disney at the time, a second request was made to see if they could better define the resolution and finally see who the culprits were.
Here is the result.... PS: the photographer as previously explained has been held immune.
Inline image 2
A Be On The Lookout and Silver Alert has been issued for these individuals. Anyone with information is requested to immediately contact Da Mayor or DePuty Mayor BS with information.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

[junction29]

Originally Posted by WVMtnBoy

MEMO
TO: Administrative Department
FROM: Hizzonor, The Mayor
DATE: 08/31/2013
RE: Request for Purchase (RFP)

Dear Andy, In accordance with the relocation of the Mayors office from 3037 Bradshaw Lane to 3035 1/2 Bradshaw Lane, I would like to request that the Village purchase some furnishings to further enhance the ability of said Mayor to tend to the needs of his loyal residents:

#1 - Executive Desk
#2 - High back leather chair (brown)
#3- Laptop computer with Wi-Fi link (there's no phone service in the loo)
#4 - Credenza
#5 - Two leather arm chairs for visitors (although I don't think there will be any).

Please issure RFP's to any eligible merchants for delivery within two weeks (the sooner, the better).

Oh yea - #6 - an exhaust fan (it really stinks in there)

Thank you for your prompt consideration!!!

Hizzhonor
The Mayor

No problem Your Honour.

Just order what you want and get the money from the Treasurer.

It sounds like a wise investment to us, especially if we do as Meredith suggests and get the supply of paper from CalcTeachers stock.

Kind Regards
His Honour The Mayor’s Head of Administration
Andy

[junction29]

Originally Posted by Teryl1949

BREAKING NEWS!
A Freedom of Information request was sent to the FBI, NEA, and IRS for any and all graphical proof that may be available from their current fleet of drones. I have been provided with the results, BUT, refused to release to the public for fear of having to request asylum with Mr Putin in his airport. Hizz honour Da Mayor has granted me with full and complete immunity from any and all accusations associated with the defilement of the Gilchrist Mayor's Office.
Below is the first picture obtained from the nearest drone.

There not being nearly enough definition, after all the drone was over Disney at the time, a second request was made to see if they could better define the resolution and finally see who the culprits were.
Here is the result.... PS: the photographer as previously explained has been held immune.
Inline image 2
A Be On The Lookout and Silver Alert has been issued for these individuals. Anyone with information is requested to immediately contact Da Mayor or DePuty Mayor BS with information.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

The Wonders of Modern Technology;

There is just no hiding place these days (worse luck)

Having said that we don't recognise them, they just look like ordinary celebrities to us!