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Old 01-22-2008, 04:54 AM
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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

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Old 01-22-2008, 02:18 PM
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Very, very funny The short ones are the only ones I can remember , Ill be sure to pass this one around. Thanks!
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Old 01-22-2008, 03:56 PM
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(This is for Donna)
The bartender walks up to the horse sitting on a stool and say's Why the long face?

PS: I do love horses......Johnny
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:00 PM
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:yikes: Uh Oh, did I just hijack a post? I'm sorry if I did Muncle....Johnny
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:10 PM
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Uh, Oh Johnny>>>>>>>>>>>>The Villages Florida

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Old 01-22-2008, 04:50 PM
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I guess I did. I kinda get confused regarding the hijacking thing. Maybe Mak was right!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:20 PM
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Bartender looking, and looking, and looking at the polar bear standing before his bar.
He patiently waits for polar bear's order.
Finally he asks why the big pause?

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Old 01-22-2008, 05:33 PM
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Bartender looking, and looking, and looking at the polar bear standing before his bar.
He patiently waits for polar bear's order.
Finally he asks why the big pause?

Pause=Paws for all the blondes
Now watch all He.. break loose
Handie da highjacker :joke:
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:dontknow: I dunno, I thing Tony hijacked my joke....Johnny
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You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in 5 till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040
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You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in $5 dollars till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040
No. ??? Or, well, now I guess you have.

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I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"...

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This thread is sounding like Red Skelton or Bob Hope (God I loved those two)
Handie :joke:
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