[The Great Fumar]

ATTENTION

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND
SEXY OLD PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.

fumar

[graciegirl]

Fumar. Bon Voyage, Godspeed and have a good trip. I am sorry that I am not worthy to be abducted.

[Muncle]

Originally Posted by the great fumar

ATTENTION

ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND
SEXY OLD PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.

fumar

I'm back! talk about a letdown. turns out the alien abduction team turned out to be a 6 woman Burmese dance group. after a extensive, physically draining interview process involving multiple positions with a variety of partners, i was rejected as damaged goods. damn this accursed broken arm!

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Muncle

I'm back! talk about a letdown. turns out the alien abduction team turned out to be a 6 woman Burmese dance group. after a extensive, physically draining interview process involving multiple positions with a variety of partners, i was rejected as damaged goods. damn this accursed broken arm!

OH Munc.

You poor thing.

[Peachie]

Lucky for them, Fumar, we were preparing an army to come after you crap
And lucky for us you are still here!! :beer2:

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by the great fumar

ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND
SEXY OLD PEOPLE. YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE. fumar

I'm writing this from the Mother Ship which is filled with good looking and sexy old people. Aliens have internet too you know. These aliens resemble talking dogs. Chels, Vetman, Samhass and Hu are here with me, but Ronda and V7 were deemed to be too young. The Head Alien is called Mother Dog. Others on the alien team are small dog, hairless dog and fuzzy dog. Initially they abducted Fumar but when they found out he doesn't like small dogs, he was returned to The Villages.

I bet that Fumar wishes he'd got the ship with the 6 woman Burmese dance group.

[graciegirl]

Poor Fumar and Munc. Some days things just don't go right.

[tony]

From right now onward I will never, ever believe Fumar's post headlines. I was momentarily depressed to think he was leaving.

Now I'm not depressed, but will never, ever again believe Fumar's headlines.

[PJ]

Hilarious!!!!!!!

[nONIE]

Well if you cant believe what fumar says, does that mean he might really love little doggies??? :dontknow:

[Sidney Lanier]

Godspeed!!! (Or is it 'lightspeed'?...)

'-)

[chelsea24]

WOW! It's weird up here! All these talking dogs! And now they've put Bare, Sam and me in another room and we were ordered to put on these t-shirts that read:

What's that all about? Where are Fireboy, Vetman, and Mr. Samhass? Where's Fumar? :yikes:

We'll keep you posted. (no pun intended)

[Donna]

my PEEPS>>>See ya Fumar!!

[The Great Fumar]

[size=10pt]OK I'M BACK....

I'VE NEVER SEEN SO DAMN MANY BUFFALO IN MY LIFE....AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE ALL FENCED IN WITH DAMAGED VINYL SIDING ......
ALSO COUNTED 26 GOLF CARTS...

THEY LIVE ON LITTLE DOGGIES AND I JUST COULDN'T DEVELOPE A TASTE FOR THEM............OH WELL , NEXT TIME I'LL TRY A CRUISE...

DISAPOINTED FUMAR[/size]

[Just Susan]

Very clever Donna.

Welcome back Fumar.