[Sandtrap328]

The pill has to serve some purpose. You will never know until you take it - along with a shot of Grey Goose vodka (just for that extra boost).

[duffysmom]

If it's a little blue pill ask your wife about it.

[Chi-Town]

Originally Posted by Buffalo Jim

I believe that you may have been visited by " The White Rabbit " . He most likely is retired by now : As written by Grace Slick and performed / released in 1967 by " The Jefferson Airplane " :

The White Rabbit :
One pill makes you larger ......
And one pill makes you small .......
And the ones that Mother gives you ........
Don`t do anything at all ...........
Chorus :
Go ask Alice .....................
When she`s ten feet tall --lllllllllllllll.. !
Feed your Head !
Feed your Head !

Here is White Rabbit performed at Woodstock:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2yQLXTuctA

[MLBellis]

could it be a Tic Tac !!!

[Yung Dum]

Originally Posted by KayakerNC

Remember when the Doctor prescribed those pills to help your memory?

I didn't think so.

That's funny! Very good.

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

The pill was left by the pill fairy.

I just learned that it was Santa who sent the pill fairy to put you in a gay mood for Christmas.

And now you know the rest of the story.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by KayakerNC

Remember when the Doctor prescribed those pills to help your memory?
I didn't think so.

[pivo]

That's what is wrong with those bill cosby pills, it's the best time of your life
but can't remember anything.

[zonerboy]

I found a cigarette butt in my back yard.
Should I be suspicious?
Is somebody casing the joint?
(It wasn't that kind of cigarette)

[Cisco Kid]

Originally Posted by zonerboy

I found a cigarette butt in my back yard.
Should I be suspicious?
Is somebody casing the joint?
(It wasn't that kind of cigarette)

At least it was not dog poop

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

It was not mine.
I do not know where it came from.
A true mystery.

Who else has a key to your house? Did you give a key to a friend, neighbor or relative in case of emergency?

A few years ago my neighbor left this area to go north. A few days after she left, I noticed her front door was slightly open, leaving about a one inch space.

After shouting, "Hello, is anyone home?", I called Neighborhood Watch. Neighborhood Watch called the police and the police called for backup. After walking through the house, the officer found nothing out of place. (Except for a pill on the floor - no, just kidding.)

That's a true story but I never did find out why the door was left open. It's another "true mystery".

[Serenoa]

Was it orange? Barrel shaped? Probably orange sunshine.

If you decide to take it, and get high, just remember to have Jimmy Carter's number handy in case you need someone to "talk you down".

Otherwise just relax, have a beer, and put on some Allman Brothers.