[beady]

Boomer,

I think you are onto something (or maybe on something). Anyway , you might have a new career as a screen writer. Maybe you should check into replacing some of the striking writers and we could get some of our shows back.

I think a Jag convertible would be Cricket's car of choice.

[Boomer]

Beady,

A Jag sounds good.

Hey, when we are all stars, it will be Jags all around.

I hope we get more names.

Tune in tomorrow for "As The Villagers Talk" - (I think we need a better title, but I'm getting sleepy.)

And, I'm really not on anything. ;D Sometimes I just have to turn off that part of my brain that likes to discuss the economy and real estate, etc. H-m-m-m, how many people live inside my body?

BB

[samhass]

Rusty Queen???? Uck! I may be rusty, but....

[Donna]

Mine would be ...Sheba 76th street...

Not too cool..

[Muncle]

Originally Posted by Boomer BeBack

Muncle and JohnN,

Now, now, boys, let's settle down. You're creative. And besides, you're allowed to cheat. Move from pet to pet and/or street to street until you get the name that works for you.

And my, my, Muncle -about that other kind of script - I think I feel a case of the vapors coming on.

Now, class, let's move forward.

We could get a script out of this.

BB

Okay, in truth, mine would be Skippy Madison. And I do think that would be a good name for a porn star, sort of an X-rated Eddie Haskell.

[Boomer]

Muncle, a.k.a. Skippy Madison,

I had to log back on just to continue the plot by having Skippy Madison and Cody Greenwood, who are old fraternity brothers, hit the bars together trying pathetically to pick up chicks who are from the wrong side of the tracks and way out of their league. (This, of course, can happen only when Cody's Junior League girlfriend Cricket Wellington is traveling abroad.)

Donna,

Sheba is a great name. Now, just keep going through your addresses until you get a last name that you like. It's OK to cheat.

Samhass, a.k.a. Rusty Queen

Rusty Queen is just too, too good. -sounds like some guy who is doing Liza Minnelli. - I mean doing as in a Vegas show. Maybe Rusty Queen can be Maggie Hoyne's brother who shows up to ruin her name and her game.

[renielarson]

Cinderella Central...does that sound like a fairy tale comedy or what?

[Barefoot]

It's 5 am and I've been up all night pondering this. Freckles Sunset is the best I can do; sounds more like a cartoon character than porn star.

[Village Kid 2]

Rhett Butler Spruce. Hmmmm, maybe.

[Bill345]

Rocky Banks. Don't try to cross me!

I have never been good a coming up with a screen name for boards like this. I think I have found my new identity. Next time you see me I will be Rocky Banks!

(I was BillC--It changed my identiy here after I changed my profile )

[Russ_Boston]

Sparky Lawrence - Sounds more like a ballplayer nickname instead of a Porn star!

[nONIE]

Russ,

how did these names get changed to Porn Star names?

Talk about hijacking!!!!!! I think they're supposed to be soap opera names.

Ya see how easy it is to hijack? We could end up with an entire thread on porn stars.LOL

[kathy and al]

Believe it or not--I'm DUSTY SPRINGFIELD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boomer]

Good Morning,

Oh my, I see that Muncle has found a buddy, Russ_Boston, to sit next to him in the back of the room. Now, boys, you really must settle down. This is a soap opera not a porn movie. My, my.

Russ_Boston, a.k.a. Sparky Lawrence,

You are right. Sparky Lawrence has to be a baseball player. Let's make him a has-been. Has-beens are always more interesting. Sparky sometimes hangs out with Pete Rose so they can commiserate over having been done so wrong by the Hall of Fame. (Pete will never be a has-been to me. But it works in the story.)

brightspot01, a.k.a. Cinderella Central,

Let's make Cinderella Central the actual given name of a famous and highly successful CEO of a nationwide chain of shoestore franchises. In her childhood, Cinderella was embarrassed by her name. But Cinderella always had a love of shoes -- and a love of math. After working hard to raise enough capital, Cinderella launched "Cinderella Central" where even women who did not have a lot of money could buy exquisite shoes at wholesale prices. The shoes might be off-season, but they are never, never knockoffs.

Barefoot, a.k.a. Freckles Sunset,

Freckles Sunset is one of those names that is full of imagery and symbolism for lost innocence, like Rusty Eden's name. Freckles will have a part in the soap. Lost innocence is always a plot line.

Village Kid, a.k.a. Rhett Butler Spruce,

Rhett Butler Spruce is the 40-year-old only son of a doting mother. Rhett Butler Spruce is illegitimate. His mama is a fading flower born into a southern aristocracy. She gave her son the name of the first man she truly loved, even though he was only on paper. In a brave move, she gave little Rhett the last name of the man who led her down the primrose path and then left town. His name was Spruce and he was a big tree of a man who abandoned her and little Rhett to go back to his life as a lumberjack. Now Rhett is grown, but his mother is still behaving like Delta Dawn, only she is 61, not 41 like in the song.

Rocky Banks, a.k.a. now - Rocky Banks,

Wow. You have changed your name. I love it. You will have to see if anybody notices any changes in your behaviour.

So Rocky, about the soap plot...You are a good guy but a tough guy and a force to be reckoned with. Arch rivals Rock Swarthy and Hollywood Bouck are up to no good. Those two may just join forces to try a hostile takeover of Cinderalla Central, the highly successful chain of shoestores. I think Rocky may need to rescue Cinderella herself. Even though Cinderella is a hard-edged business woman, used to doing things her way, I think she may need Rocky in her life.

kathy and al, a.k.a. Dusty Springfield,

Thank you for the great news.

Dusty Springfield is in town and is willing to play herself on the soap. But for some reason, she is wildly attracted to Skippy Madison and she follows him everywhere and sings to him constantly, "I Only Want To Be With You" and "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me". She is just not Skippy's type and she is much older than he is.

OK -- Will any of you believe me if I say I am not nuts? Probably not. And I think my insisting will only convince you more.

I am actually leaving my house for the day. But, of course, I will check back later.

Carry on. But keep an eye on Muncle and Russ.

Have fun.

BB (a.k.a. Rusty Eden)

[Russ_Boston]

Nonie - It was mentioned earlier in the thread. Saying Soap Names just keeps it PG but i do like the soap script by Boomer.

But this nomenclature has been used forever to develop fake porn names around the office. Another method would be to use your middle name with one of your street names. Then I'd be Rusty Earle. That sounds more like a country singing star!