[kfierle]

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[Pturner]

I'll be a monkey's uncle.

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Opulence

It's raining cats and dogs.

Betty

... with poodles in the street!

Originally Posted by villager

If everyone else is jumps off the bridge, would you do it too?

I remember a nun saying that to me that in grammer school! My answered back to her was... "No, I can't swim!" {We were next to a canal bridge!}

[skyguy79]

Go fa** up a rain pipe!

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

Originally Posted by uujudy

I loved Uncle Tonoose on the Danny Thomas show! Hans Conried played Uncle Tonoose, and I remember that he was from Lebanon. Whenever I hear of happenings in modern-day Lebanon I think of Uncle Tonoose.

On that same note, I was so surprised to discover that there really IS a Danbury, Connecticut! That's where Rob & Laura Petri lived.

To stay on track... Holy Toledo is a phrase we all used growing up in my area of Toledo.

Rob and Laura lived in NewRochelle, NY

[2BNTV]

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

[Pturner]

Men don't make passes at girl's who wear glasses.

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

"Because I said so!"

[Pturner]

One bad apple doesn't spoil the whole bunch.

Oh no, these dang things are going to be popping into my head all night!

[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

Can someone explain, "A stitch in time saves nine" to me?

[graciegirl]

Think before you speak.

[2BNTV]

He's not playing with a full deck.

[anarick]

you're a knucklehead

my dad use to say that to me when he was pi--ed off at me.

[anarick]

don't tempt the devil

[skyguy79]

"You got a license for that trailer your pulling around!" {A pickup line I was actually dumb enough to try when I was a teen}