[dillywho]

WFCOL

Used to go with a guy that said that. It means "Well For Cryin' Out Loud".

[dillywho]

"Ok, folks...it's J B I B F T M Time"
Translation: Jump Back In Bed For Three Minutes Time

[Pturner]

Remember Valley Girl speak. Things like...

Gag me with a spoon.

[ilovetv]

Usually the ones about cheapness are hilarious, as they come from various, distant parts of the country.

What are your favorites like "He's so cheap that _____"?

I used to hear "He's so tight that he screws his socks on!"

[2BNTV]

Shootin me thru the grease.

Slang for your trying to B.S. me.

[chuckinca]

Just heard grandpa Walton ask grandma Walton "What in blue blazes are you doing?"


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[Joaniesmom]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!

[CarolSells]

How about the old put-down jokes:

"I'll put you down so low you'll have to reach up to tie your shoes"

or

"When they gave out brains you thought they said trains and missed yours".

[graciegirl]

Every little bit helps the old lady said as she peed in the sea.

[Patty55]

Between two stools my ass hit the floor.

[2BNTV]

I'm so low that when I look-up, I can see the belly of a snake.

[TxJollyMon]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

I'm so low that when I look-up, I can see the belly of a snake.

The Texas version: Lower than a snake belly in a wagon wheel rut

[Ragman]

Originally Posted by ilovetv

Usually the ones about cheapness are hilarious, as they come from various, distant parts of the country.

What are your favorites like "He's so cheap that _____"?

I used to hear "He's so tight that he screws his socks on!"

Tighter than the bark on a tree.

[CarolSells]

Faster than a speeding bullet.

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by TxJollyMon

The Texas version: Lower than a snake belly in a wagon wheel rut

The New York version....

We don't do snakes, except at the zoo.