[2BNTV]

He doesn't have two nickels to rub together.

[2BNTV]

He doesn't have a pot to p**s in and a window to throw it out.

[2BNTV]

Brother, can you spare a dime.

[anarick]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

[Pturner]

My get up and go got up and went.

[anarick]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

[2BNTV]

If you believe that, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.

[anarick]

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.

[anarick]

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

[renielarson]

Up a creek without a paddle.

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

When you assume you make an as* out of u and me.

I wasn't born yesterday.

[renielarson]

Here's a real nasty one...

Sh*t fire and a red as*ed mule.

When you need to go to the bathroom...There's one at the gate.

[anarick]

Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.

[anarick]

When there's a will I want to be in it.

[renielarson]

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

The grass is greener on the other side.

[2BNTV]

Where there is a will, there are relatives.