[2BNTV]

A penny saved is a penny earned.

[2BNTV]

Use your head for something other than a hatrack.

[eremite06]

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Why buy the cow when the milk's free.

[2BNTV]

I'll see you in the spring if I don't see you in the mattress.

[eremite06]

If it feels good, do it.

[eremite06]

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

[anarick]

it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table

[anarick]

she can talk the ears off a wooden indian

[anarick]

she needs some fries to go with that shake

[anarick]

i think he's one fry short of a happy meal

[anarick]

the engines runnin but nobody's driving

[Patty55]

He's as nervous as a pork butcher at a bar matzvah.

She's sweating like a whore in church.

What a paper *******.

[rubicon]

May the sun shine on your face and the wind be at your back as my Italian mother use to say

[rubicon]

He's as nervous as a at with a long tail in a room full of rocking chairs (George Gobel)

[skyguy79]

Don't eat yellow snow!