[renrod]

Originally Posted by kfierle

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Ya plant beans, ya get beans. (When someone was complaining about their kids)

[rubicon]

c'est la vie c'est la gar

[mrfixit]

.......

[ilovetv]

Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.

Either get in or get out, but shut the dang DOOR!

Do you think I was born yesterday??

Don't get your undies in a wad about it.

[asianthree]

Originally Posted by George Bieniaszek

"You're so lucky now!!! I used to walk to school 5 miles back and forth, in the rain, snow....."

you forgot they walked up hill both ways

[anarick]

drunk like a skunk

early to bed early to rise makes you wealthy and wise

can't see the forest for the trees

if something is to good to be true it probably is

[George Bieniaszek]

"If you break your leg, Don't come running back to me crying!!!!!"

[anarick]

break a leg

[skyguy79]

Whoopie-Doo!!!

[skyguy79]

Put a lid on it!

He who laughs last is the slowest in getting the joke!

[Barefoot]

No sense crying over spilt milk.

No sense closing the barn door after the horse is gone.

[Joaniesmom]

I didn't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt. Dolly Parton

[ilovetv]

That kid is like a f*rt in a skillet.

I dunno. Been runnin' around like a f*rt in a mitten.

[ilovetv]

We've got enough food here to feed Cox's army.

[jmvalcq]

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water