[graciegirl]

morning after saying..


I feel like I have been screwed, booed and tatooed.

[2BNTV]

Ain't that a kick in the head.

[CarolSells]

You can teach an old dog new tricks if you know more than the dog.

[DandyGirl]

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

[CarolSells]

A rolling dog gathers more mess.

[anarick]

I was born, raised and mugged in NY

[CarolSells]

Being retired means twice as much husband and half as much money.

[anarick]

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

[anarick]

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old, it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

[anarick]

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

[anarick]

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull up your zipper, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

[CarolSells]

One of my mother's favorites. "If wishes were horses beggars would ride".

[2BNTV]

One of mother's favorites was, "it don't nutin to be nice".

[Pturner]

Before Photoshop people used to say, "Seeing is believing".

[2BNTV]

My father used to say,'believe half of what you hear".