[mrfixit]

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[2BNTV]

Any day above grass is a great day.

[Uptown Girl]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein

[De Lis]

Love it!

[ssmith]

Wharton Jelly, You obviously have not been in Indiana this spring. hahahaha

[mrfixit]

Never was worried about the bullets I could hear......They were already PAST You.( Bro-in-law talking about being away at war )

[mrfixit]

Get ME the He!! out of here......before I TAKE THEM the He!! out of here. ( Bro talking about PROTESTERS at Airport... as we were waiting to Welcome our troops home)

[mrfixit]

There are only TWO kinds of Battles............. The ones YOU WIN .....AND.........The ones THEY LOSE ( another kinfolk )

[mrfixit]

How nice...... I took a Bullet so that chicken head could spit on MY flag.( kin talking about a Protester )

[mrfixit]

Sure hope he don't spit on me.....OR ...He will be learning to walk and talk..ALL OVER AGAIN. ( Same kin....finisning his statement).

[PylutDood]

"It's better to be down (on the ground) and wishing you were up...than to be UP...wishing you were DOWN !

[memason]

It doesn't cost any more to go first class....you just can't go as far.

[2BNTV]

You know you are drunk if your lying down on the floor and have to hold on.

[Annabelle]

Youth is a crown of roses; old age a crown of willows.
(Jewish proverb)

[jmarkohio]

When you pick up a baby, everyone tells you to watch the head. That isn’t the end that needs watching.