[Uptown Girl]

"The only time laughter is unwelcome is when cola is likely to come squirting out of your nose."

[skyguy79]

"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

[2BNTV]

Experience is the best teacher.

Wisdom is learning from other people's experience.

[skyguy79]

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

[2BNTV]

Muhammed Ali to Howard Cosell:

You never make a mistake twice, your too busy making new ones.

[skyguy79]

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

Or your pet!

[jebartle]

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YOU ARE FULL OF " PITH ". ( me..responding to nun who asked me to use that word in a sentence...................WE HAVE A VERY " PITHY" TEACHER. (My response when she asked me to "try again". (( my gawd ----7th grade was the toughest 2 years of my life )).

[skyguy79]

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

[2BNTV]

A New York minute is only 40 seconds.

[skyguy79]

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

skyguy:

I loved this one. You are a hoot.

[gary42651]

The older I get....the better I was

Its ok to disagree, just don`t be disagreeable

Happiness is positive cash flow.

[2BNTV]

I can't wait until tomorrow, I get better looking every day.

Joe Namath

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

skyguy:

I loved this one. You are a hoot.

Thanks!

"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."

[mrfixit]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

This could be a wise saying, humorous comment or anything someone might want to share with others.

"Some people brighten up a room when they enter and some when they leave".

I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her..... ..( Rodney Dangerfield)