Why I finally retired!

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Old 11-19-2010, 12:29 PM
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Tried being a tree trimmer, but they asked me to leave.
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Worked in a meat market, but the boss thought I was a cut up,

1 year two months 10 days to go:
then:
Landale Loop here I come!
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True story: Managed a warehouse once and had a guy call in sick. I pushed a little and he said he had a vision problem. When I asked what kind of vision problem he said "I can't see coming to work!" He "retired" earlier than he expected.

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Old 11-19-2010, 05:03 PM
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True story: Managed a warehouse once and had a guy call in sick. I pushed a little and he said he had a vision problem. When I asked what kind of vision problem he said "I can't see coming to work!" He "retired" earlier than he expected.

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The proper medical terminology for that is "Anal Glaucoma" - - - -that's where you can't see your butt coming in to work any more!!!!

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