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Old 05-17-2011, 08:59 PM
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.......If you waited 'til your wedding night, then she was indeed safe at first base.
Bad, P, bad. Now go to your corner.............

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Old 05-17-2011, 09:11 PM
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It's elementary, my dear. She's right. ...

If you waited 'til your wedding night, then she was indeed safe at first base.
Reminds of my favorite music video from back in the day "Paradise by the dashboard light" by Meatloaf. Check it out on Youtube!
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Old 05-17-2011, 11:00 PM
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It's elementary, my dear. She's right. ...

If you waited 'til your wedding night, then she was indeed safe at first base.
Oh no.

I have unintentionally drawn the attention of one of the Master (Mistress?) Sages.

Please be kind, Pturner, I am but a junior member.

I will neither confirm nor deny that I waited til my wedding night; a gentleman does not divulge such things about a lady.

I do offer a slight clarificationwe began living together on our wedding night.

Whether future Wifey was safe at first or not, there was no doubt about the call at home a few years later.

I know, I knowby staying with the softball analogy- and the related double entendres- in using the words the call, I have teed up for at least one of you the perfect modern-language descriptive adjective about the type of call it was. Shame on you in advance!

ljones: I agree. Meatloafs Paradise video is one of the all time best!
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Old 05-18-2011, 05:49 AM
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We have recently moved here to TV so we are doing a lot of introductions. I have heard the term "The Wife" more than a few times and in most cases it is not intended as derogatory, but the phrase can understandably be taken that way.

I use: "This is My Wife Kathy" when introducing her or when referring to her in conversation. I suppose a few might even find that offensive, but we cannot please everyone, so I try to please as many as possible.
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