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Old 08-25-2022, 12:24 PM
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Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???
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Old 08-26-2022, 06:49 AM
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I use all my old tennis excuses.
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Old 08-26-2022, 07:53 AM
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Old 08-26-2022, 07:54 AM
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Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???
How about "A goose was staring at me"????
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No matter how hard I try to get the balls that AVOID water and sand it seems that I end up with the ones that are ATTRACTED to water and sand.
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No matter how hard I try to get the balls that AVOID water and sand it seems that I end up with the ones that are ATTRACTED to water and sand.
I find it amazing the Ambassadors ride around the courses offering you "sand" and "water" ...... THE TWO THINGS I'M TRYING TO AVOID!
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Old 08-26-2022, 09:46 AM
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I find it amazing the Ambassadors ride around the courses offering you "sand" and "water" ...... THE TWO THINGS I'M TRYING TO AVOID!
Never thought of that, very funny!
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Golf is a four letter word, they had to name it Golf because $#it & f=#k were already taken.
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How about "A goose was staring at me"????
My husband once killed a goose on a golf course. The groundskeeper was really annoyed. My husband was, "Like I aimed at him!"
It was a vendor appreciation day. The next year they told him to drive the beer cart.
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That guy on television who always yells "Go in The Hole!" was not there.
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The groundskeeper cut the hole in the WRONG PLACE!
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