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Old 08-27-2022, 06:06 AM
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“I swear the holes down in The Villages are smaller than the rest of the country!”
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"I am still a f* amateur"
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Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???
Still perfecting my game. Practice round, tried something different.
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Did you smell that cheeseburger!!!!???
Someone in the group ahead of/behind us was talking...
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I’ve been having trouble with this club because it’s to short!
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Me: "How much are your green fees for 9 holes?"

Pro: "$24.00 for 9 holes."

Me: "How much is it if I don't use the greens?"
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Old 08-27-2022, 10:49 AM
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This ball is afraid of the dark.
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The time I (jokingly) tried to return some golf balls because the left handed dimples just made my slice worse.
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My spouse bought me expensive new clubs..I played better with my old clubs.
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Only 9 holes I played was Executive & they were FREE. The only course I played that cost was Championship & they were $45.+ not $24.
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Those Sandhill Cranes laughed during my tee off!
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A few weeks ago, I accidentally hit a Crane that was standing with some others on the collar of the green (true story). It didn't seem to do any harm, but I swear they have it out for me now, they all keep watching me and talking among themselves. This makes me uneasy and adversely affects my game.
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