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Old 09-20-2024, 06:51 PM
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I have seen a lot of advertising lately about boneless chicken wings. I could not fathom how that could be! So I went to a chicken hatchery and talked with the head chicken hatcher. He said the chickens use their wings to flutter so if they were boneless they could not flutter. Fluttering enables them to move faster and also ventilate their bodies.

He too admitted seeing these false advertisements. He could not understand why the government condoned such a thing. He did say that he had seen deformed chickens with no bones in their wings and they usually keep them in a ventilated room as they could not flutter. But their quantity is not enough to feed a nation.

Have any of you wondered about this conundrum?
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Want boneless chicken? Eat an egg. LOL
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Chickens with boneless wings were Darwin-ed out of existence long ago...The dude is a fraud.
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....But their quantity is not enough to feed a nation.

Have any of you wondered about this conundrum?
Lol! Oh dear.

I was hoping this thread would be about finding the perfect wings here in TV. Long ago I waited on tables in one of the best wing places in Atlanta! I've had a difficult time finding similar since.
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LOL

I've always been afraid to ask what chicken nuggets come from...

I Remember driving by a chicken processing plant in Ohio and it had sign that said "We use everything but the cluck"
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What's next? Boneless ribeye steaks?
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What's next? Boneless ribeye steaks?
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Tragic.

With or without "eyes"? I mean... diversity and all...
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headed up to Publix to buy another POT ROAST.
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On another note: I was at a chicken farm one time. While talking to the owner, a 3-legged chicken went running by us at high rate of speed. I asked, "what's up with that?" He said that they had developed these 3-legged chickens to increase drumstick sales. I asked if they tasted the same as regular chickens. He said he didn't know because he had never been able to catch one.
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After years of growing up with chicken coops on our tiny 10 acre neighborhood farm, there is definitely bone in those wings. Strong enough to cause damage to your face flapping their wings to get away.

How the definition boneless wing ever came about is right up there with chicken tenders. Not all are tender. Don’t forget the company that made boneless ribs, ya know the chopped up preformed meat shaped like a rib
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Lol! Oh dear.

I was hoping this thread would be about finding the perfect wings here in TV. Long ago I waited on tables in one of the best wing places in Atlanta! I've had a difficult time finding similar since.
We get the fried chicken wings at King's Garden Chinese carryout 17860 SE 109 Ave unit #603 Summerfield FL 34491

They are large and delicious enough for two. Along with their vegetable delight or my own salad, dinner is done.
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I have seen a lot of advertising lately about boneless chicken wings. I could not fathom how that could be! So I went to a chicken hatchery and talked with the head chicken hatcher. He said the chickens use their wings to flutter so if they were boneless they could not flutter. Fluttering enables them to move faster and also ventilate their bodies.

He too admitted seeing these false advertisements. He could not understand why the government condoned such a thing. He did say that he had seen deformed chickens with no bones in their wings and they usually keep them in a ventilated room as they could not flutter. But their quantity is not enough to feed a nation.

Have any of you wondered about this conundrum?
Yes I have always wondered why they stopped calling them chicken nuggets
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Beware of meat balls as well
What about cured bacon? What did they have to cure it of before they sold it?
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They are just chicken nuggets (probably chopped up chicken parts) that’s why they are always breaded and deep fried. You can’t get more unhealthy!
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