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Old 01-15-2018, 09:19 PM
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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
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Old 01-15-2018, 09:24 PM
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At least a good bottle of scotch did not go to waste. Oh wait, did I miss your point?


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Old 01-15-2018, 09:31 PM
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Ha ha! No, I love scotch--best not to endanger a good bottle.
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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Thanks for the laugh. After a long day, this was a nice way to end it.
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:15 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. After a long day, this was a nice way to end it.
Glad to be of help!
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Yeah... I've got a bike like that too.
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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch, and put it in the bicycle basket.









As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.









It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Now that's funny. Thank you.
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Now that I'm done Laugh'in, I'm glad U found UR way back Home & not the ER....
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