[Yung Dum]

It's never too early for some Christmas pun. I'll start with this.

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Yung Dum

It's never too early for some Christmas pun. I'll start with this.

What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid!

[Yung Dum]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid!

Very good start. But............

Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

[redwitch]

Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call people afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustraphobics.