[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...."There are eight maids trying to milk those buffalo. What are they-- nuts??? Those are male buffalo". Tal then got an idea.....

to buy two French Hens so he could get free eggs to make home made crapes! However he never made it to the French Hen store because he saw six Geese a laying and...

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

to buy two French Hens so he could get free eggs to make home made crapes! However he never made it to the French Hen store because he saw six Geese a laying and...

...five golden rings. "Five golden rings" said Tal., "these must be worth something!" "I better sell them to a jewel, coin and gold collector and buy...."

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...five golden rings. "Five golden rings" said Tal., "these must be worth something!" "I better sell them to a jewel, coin and gold collector and buy...."

a resident's season pass to Legoland in Winter Haven. But first he decided to bring the rings to Happinow to have her and her hubby check them out and get a professional opinion so he knows what he has before trying to sell them. One Happinow and her hubby check them out, Tal was advised....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

a resident's season pass to Legoland in Winter Haven. But first he decided to bring the rings to Happinow to have her and her hubby check them out and get a professional opinion so he knows what he has before trying to sell them. One Happinow and her hubby check them out, Tal was advised....

...these Golden Rings are made of a very rare mineral that resembles fool's gold but does not have its many dangers like blowing up. So, actually because of all the labor that went into making them, they are actually worth more than real gold. Happinow suggests that they all go to Harry Potter World, if Tal can stand the lines. Tal says....

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...these Golden Rings are made of a very rare mineral that resembles fool's gold but does not have its many dangers like blowing up. So, actually because of all the labor that went into making them, they are actually worth more than real gold. Happinow suggests that they all go to Harry Potter World, if Tal can stand the lines. Tal says....

"I'm game! We'll meet at platform 9¾, jump through the brick wall and hop on the Hogwats Express and we'll be there in no time at all!" To that Happinow responded "Get real Tal, we can just drive there in one of.....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

"I'm game! We'll meet at platform 9¾, jump through the brick wall and hop on the Hogwats Express and we'll be there in no time at all!" To that Happinow responded "Get real Tal, we can just drive there in one of.....

"....flying cars. Travolta must have one of these. We can always borrow it from Vinnie Barbarino. Just have to make sure John is in that character at that time and not in the Face/Off one." Graciegirl pipes in.....

[Taltarzac725]

Bump.

[2BNTV]

2b like historical movies so he wnt to see Lincoln. While in the theater, 2b saw a movie about FDR that he thinks would be worthwhile seeing but at another time. He went to the concession stand and Bill was making popcorn for the unwashed masses. Skyguy bvought a big vat of popcorn that could feed many people but said it was all for him and........

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

2b like historical movies so he wnt to see Lincoln. While in the theater, 2b saw a movie about FDR that he thinks would be worthwhile seeing but at another time. He went to the concession stand and Bill was making popcorn for the unwashed masses. Skyguy bvought a big vat of popcorn that could feed many people but said it was all for him and........

...his pooka Harvey. Harvey has a huge appetite for a 6' 4" 220 lb. rabbit. Well, my pooka is better than yours said....

[2BNTV]

Bill. The argument contiued with Gracie stepping in and said, 'this is a new year and I will have it starting with everyone fighting". Gracie who grew up in Ahia not far from the Hatfields and McCoys feud that has been brewing for over a hundred years. Gracie had enlisted the help of Redwitch to stage a peaceful demostartion for people that......

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

Bill. The argument contiued with Gracie stepping in and said, 'this is a new year and I will have it starting with everyone fighting". Gracie who grew up in Ahia not far from the Hatfields and McCoys feud that has been brewing for over a hundred years. Gracie had enlisted the help of Redwitch to stage a peaceful demostartion for people that......

might think this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius................

oh sorry.

Gracie was looking spitefully at the Cool Bun club standing outside the theater, since it had been a few years since Gracie's buns looked really Cool. The Cool Bun Club was made up of a bunch of..........

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

might think this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius................

oh sorry.

Gracie was looking spitefully at the Cool Bun club standing outside the theater, since it had been a few years since Gracie's buns looked really Cool. The Cool Bun Club was made up of a bunch of..........

...Red Hat Ladies with too much flowing hair for their many outings. So, they had to put it up into very tightly wound buns often causing them to blurt out mean things to bystanders because of their migraines. Many of the Villagers had caught The Cool Bun Club's barbs. Or, is that Bobs? Barb1191 often complained....

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...Red Hat Ladies with too much flowing hair for their many outings. So, they had to put it up into very tightly wound buns often causing them to blurt out mean things to bystanders because of their migraines. Many of the Villagers had caught The Cool Bun Club's barbs. Or, is that Bobs? Barb1191 often complained....

......"its time for a change."

CHAPTER II

It was a whole new day in The Villages and a new year! Everyone was planning ahead and making new years resolutions. Some of the people and their resolutions were as follows: First to step up and make a resolution was.....

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

......"its time for a change."

CHAPTER II

It was a whole new day in The Villages and a new year! Everyone was planning ahead and making new years resolutions. Some of the people and their resolutions were as follows: First to step up and make a resolution was.....

Villages PL. He decided that 2013 was the year that he would add a little meat to his diet. He was going to have standing rib roast with root vegetables and some nice Chicken with dressing and a little Pork and sauerkraut.

This shocked everyone, especially the Cool Bun ladies. They didn't think this would EVER happen, but Villages PL was only kidding. He was going to have a lovely roasted parsnip for dinner and then go to the meeting at the Savannah Club that Jimbo was going to speak at.

Gracie noticed that she had just dangled a participle. She was so embarrassed that she .............................

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

might think this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius................

oh sorry.

Gracie was looking spitefully at the Cool Bun club standing outside the theater, since it had been a few years since Gracie's buns looked really Cool. The Cool Bun Club was made up of a bunch of..........

...... TOTV women who wore their hair in a bun, (not to be confused with crossed buns), that Gracie bakes and are so delicious but I digress. The women was led by Pturner was really the girls posse in disguise and she was going to lead them on a ........