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...... TOTV women who wore their hair in a bun, (not to be confused with crossed buns), that Gracie bakes and are so delicious but I digress. The women was led by Pturner was really the girls posse in disguise and she was going to lead them on a ........
shopping adventure. They were all going to go to...........
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...dinkleberry cat treats for Gracie's kitties! But when they got there...
...all that was left for the kitties were scissors for removing the cats' dingleberries. "We will have to go to...." said PTurner.
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...all that was left for the kitties were scissors for removing the cats' dingleberries. "We will have to go to...." said PTurner.
Boy Howdy's. They have a new singer there and she sings nothing but...............
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sews. Is that so? asked Pooh. Now, I'm all confused. What where we talking about asked......
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....RichieLion. "This is the only sew music I know about," he grimaced. "It is for sewing". Julie Rose Sews: music to sew by. "You sew?" asks Tal. "I tried knitting but it looked like something my cat threw up when I was done. A hairball."

"At least, you have a cat." said Syndey. "Last week my beloved Siamese left us for the block TomCat.

TomCat because the cat leaps over couches a great deal and will not take its medicine."

"Enough of this" says DaleMN. "Where were we??"

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....RichieLion. "This is the only sew music I know about," he grimaced. "It is for sewing". Julie Rose Sews: music to sew by. "You sew?" asks Tal. "I tried knitting but it looked like something my cat threw up when I was done. A hairball."

"At least, you have a cat." said Syndey. "Last week my beloved Siamese left us for the block TomCat.

TomCat because the cat leaps over couches a great deal and will not take its medicine."

"Enough of this" says DaleMN. "Where were we??"
Lala Land was the reply; the garden of weedom! Everybody laughed and....
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...there were ten Jack Lord imitators a leapin' about Hawaii Five 0. This was around Lake Sumter Square where Graciegirl was still giving the Cool Bun Club members the evil eye because....

On the tenth day of Christmas... - YouTube -- London Chorus.
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On the tenth day of Christmas... - YouTube -- London Chorus.
see was watching them smoke and Gracie had quit and knows the benefits of being smoke free. The Cool Bun Club members blew smoke in Gracie's face and a fight broke out amonst it's membership as some felt that was being disrespectful so the police came and..........
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see was watching them smoke and Gracie had quit and knows the benefits of being smoke free. The Cool Bun Club members blew smoke in Gracie's face and a fight broke out amonst it's membership as some felt that was being disrespectful so the police came and..........
told them to knock it off, did an Irish Jig then left! Everybody just stood there stunned because of....
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told them to knock it off, did an Irish Jig then left! Everybody just stood there stunned because of....
..boy could they dance. The Sumter County Sheriff's deputies should be on X Factor where they could show Simon Cowell and others how to really dance the Irish Jig. KathieI started dancing and....
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..boy could they dance. The Sumter County Sheriff's deputies should be on X Factor where they could show Simon Cowell and others how to really dance the Irish Jig. KathieI started dancing and....
everyone followed her lead as she isn't The Mayor for nothing. KathieI went off to make arrangements for the Crispers get together on the third Friday of the month. Normally, she is there to take pictures, hand out badges and be the welcoming committe all rolled up in one. Mike and Nancy volunteered to host Crispers for her and.......
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everyone followed her lead as she isn't The Mayor for nothing. KathieI went off to make arrangements for the Crispers get together on the third Friday of the month. Normally, she is there to take pictures, hand out badges and be the welcoming committe all rolled up in one. Mike and Nancy volunteered to host Crispers for her and.......
....pay for KathieI's drink and food. The other TOTVers have to fend for themselves this month. Samhass decided to arrange another Villages Freeze at Crispers with all the attendees dressed up as Dead Presidents. Skyguy came as....
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