[Joanne19335]

Originally Posted by youngatheart57

So....horses don't poop?

We could use the horse poop for fertilizer and have the prettiest lawns in TV.

[Joanne19335]

Originally Posted by Topspinmo

Yes, everybody should have colt 45 single action strapped to there leg. We could have call outs everyday Saturday at high noon.

Heavy piece to carry for a lady. May I use my .380?

[Nell57]

Could the Village of Stu bring back the holiday parades? We’ve missed them since Gen3 of the Morse family took over. The stilt walkers...cheerleaders...kazoo band....belly dancers. We loved them all.

[Nell57]

Originally Posted by Nell57

Could the Village of Stu bring back the holiday parades? We’ve missed them since Gen3 of the Morse family took over. The stilt walkers...cheerleaders...kazoo band....belly dancers. We loved them all.

The chickens and poopless horses would be a fine addition.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Nell57

The chickens and poopless horses would be a fine addition.

OK you are now the asst commissioner in charge of all parades but you will be responsible for keeping the chickens in line.

[Ndomines]

Great fantasy. Thank God we bought our home 8 years ago just before they quit building. Whew! got in just under the wire.

[Joanne19335]

Reading all of this made my day. So refreshing.

[airstreamingypsy]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

After further consideration we have made some decisions.

First we will not allow any dogs in the village but we will allow horses as long as they are trained. This is to not have any poop.

We will be taking applications for gate guards. We will charge admission but the guard will collect a commission to be handed to the head commissioner who will use it to make this a better place.

We will supply free beer as long as members bring it to the weekly meetings and make it available to the mayor who shall be elected by, well we will figure that out later.

Hmmmm, Having had horses for most of my life, you may want to rethink that. An average horse poops out 20 pounds of poop a day. Jut sayin'

[Carla B]

Originally Posted by airstreamingypsy

Hmmmm, Having had horses for most of my life, you may want to rethink that. An average horse poops out 20 pounds of poop a day. Jut sayin'

Yes, just like there's pee in Lake Sumpter there will be poop in Lake Stu-p.

[Heytubes]

So long as golf cart speed limit can be increased to 50 mph I’m in. My dog will identify as a horse too.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Joanne19335

Difficult seeing the green during the day sometimes. Besides, you meet a better class of people in the dark.

That is why we offer balls that glow in the dark.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Heytubes

So long as golf cart speed limit can be increased to 50 mph I’m in. My dog will identify as a horse too.

You can go as fast as you want but as long as our revenue officer can catch you their will be a fine to pay.

He has a cute little vet he wants to race so looking forward to your arrival.

[Carla B]

Just got to ask, will there be round abouts in your village, if so, how many lanes?

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Carla B

Just got to ask, will there be round abouts in your village, if so, how many lanes?

No but we will offer a demolition derby

[TOMTOFVIL]

Will there be a politics free zone?