[Funkman]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

We are a peace loving town so could we use either water pistols or bean bag guns?

Water pistols filled with alcohol

When you get shot, you get a shot

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Funkman

Water pistols filled with alcohol

When you get shot, you get a shot

Too wasteful

Better to give the winner first dibs on the booze

[Stu from NYC]

There have been reports of a group of nasty looking skeets flying around.

We plan to put up a range where we people can shoot those varmints.

[Stu from NYC]

Based on popular demand we are going to start a mud wrestling league.

Thinking mixed sex tag teams would be the most fun.

[Stu from NYC]

Someone has requested we put in a Burger King but think we can do better than that.

How about Buffalo Burgers. Rumor has it there is a small herd nearby.

Who would like to volunteer to go on a good old fashioned roundup.

[mgkw1]

Can the houses be non rental and the gold be non snow bird ?

[Stu from NYC]

Based on popular demand we will be having our first ever virtual cocktail party with free booze.

Also as soon as we can figure it out we will have an all start talent show with A list talent.

[DONNIEBRONX]

hey stu. your neighbor donnie stellwagen from da bronx, what's your plan

[jimbomaybe]

sex on the square permitted with permit

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by DONNIEBRONX

hey stu. your neighbor donnie stellwagen from da bronx, what's your plan

So far our plan is to have no plan other than NO PLAN FRIDAY when we will have entertainment.

[John_W]

For entertainment, the Hooligans play 5 days a week and the Spazmatics play the other 2 days a week.

Someone will manning the grill full time, hamburgers, hot dogs and steaks will be available on demand. The servers will be provided by Hooters.

[Happinow]

Please keep this thread going. It’s pure entertainment.

If I chose to buy in Stu-ville, can you do please make sure that cars are equipped with the proper blinker fluid so that others know when they are turning? It’s such a waste of time sitting and waiting for a car to go buy when in fact they are turning. After all, I’m retired and in a hurry to get where I’m going. Thank you.

[chet2020]

Originally Posted by Sherrilee

I have no suggestions ... but where is the Villages of Stu?? I would like to buy a house... is it near the prison— or next to the highway? I dont want to buy one then find out it’s too loud and then have to complain to you to put up a wall or trees. Can you give me a open pasture with the horses??

The prison area seems bad on paper, but is actually rather quiet.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by John_W

For entertainment, the Hooligans play 5 days a week and the Spazmatics play the other 2 days a week.

Someone will manning the grill full time, hamburgers, hot dogs and steaks will be available on demand. The servers will be provided by Hooters.

I am afraid that if we do hire the Hooter Girls there will be a decrease in life expectancy of all the males in the village.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Happinow

Please keep this thread going. It’s pure entertainment.

If I chose to buy in Stu-ville, can you do please make sure that cars are equipped with the proper blinker fluid so that others know when they are turning? It’s such a waste of time sitting and waiting for a car to go buy when in fact they are turning. After all, I’m retired and in a hurry to get where I’m going. Thank you.

As long as others post the thread will continue, last week thought it was done.

In answer to your question there will be no blinkers in cars driving in Village of Stu.

We think hand signals will be much more entertaining.