Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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We will provide a course on the appropriate use of NJ hand signals.
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#77
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A pool will be constructed with a lazy river with tubes provided.
The main pool area will have a waterfall and slides. There will be a swim up bar with a full-time bartender, draft beer will be 2 for 1 at all times with a price of a $1. |
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Does that include the middle finger?
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#79
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Actually they will be NYC hand signals complete with a loud horn that goes off every 5 minutes whether needed or not.
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The last time I was in NYC was in '83, I was driving a white T-Top '81 Corvette and I was in Long Island going to the city on the LIR and it was rush hour, but the traffic was leaving the city. So going in traffic wasn't bad until we got to I guess the Mid-town tunnel, we were merging from about 5 lanes down to 2 lanes. There was a guy in a car next to me and he wasn't budging and I wasn't budging, I think he yelled out something about where I could put my Corvette. Eventually I got ahead and that was my biggest memory of driving there that week. Other than when I checked into my motel in Sheepshead Bay. The desk clerk saw I wrote down Corvette on the registration and said, park your car right in front of the lobby glass windows.
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#81
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Quote:
Ignition column was a mess but stuck the screwdriver in and car started right up. |
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Hooters
The commissioners have voted and like the idea of having our own Hooters.
We have reached out to them and it is doable but we would need to appoint a resident as general manager. If interested please send in an application with your check for $ 100 and we will consider. If enough applications are received you might not see me for awhile as we are considering a cruise around the world. |
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Wow, 20 pounds in a day. In only 10 days, we could have a new politician!
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#84
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Has the new golf cart bridge over the turnpike had any impact on Stu Village traffic? And is that a good thing or bad thing?
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#85
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Announcing the second annual super duper Village Olympics
The board of directors has decided to have our second annual super duper village of Stu olympics in spite of what might have happened (which we will continue to deny) last time.
Some of our events will be Lazy Man river if we can find someone who is not to lazy to build it Golf Cart demolition derby. Pitch and Put Golf for a new Tesla if we can find some sucker to donate the car. Watch the Grass Grow challenge if we can get a judge willing to watch it grow. Carpet bombing with our new drone using whatever ammo we can find We are open to additional events if we can get good suggestions that will be agreed to by our new Grand Poobah John N. |
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