[Lovey2]

Originally Posted by jblum315

I once gave my daughter a serving platter that says "Everything Tastes Better with Cat Hair on it). As far as I know she still has it an uses it.

YIKES!! that's cute! If I stand back from the situation and look at it, it's kinda ca-ca...but, c'est la vie. I love my baby-cats, and that's it. The house is their's, too and I can't imagine life without a pet. I knew it was an animal when I took it in, I can't make it something else now, huh?

[salpal]

you're a pet lover when:

You choose your bedding for the dogs, not yourself. I have to have a washable bedspread cause my two little dogs sleep with us.

[Cedwards38]

.......your small dog shares your pillow at night!

[Taltarzac725]

...if you back yard lawn looks a six year old's color palette after she tested all the shades of green and yellow available. And, added some recently covered black holes to boot. Maybe, some grey from these?

Anyone who has been to one of the Villages' dog parks or Doggie Doo Run Run should have an idea of what I am talking about here.

Originally Posted by Cedwards38

.......your small dog shares your pillow at night!

[skyguy79]

You know you may be a pet lover if you're willing to follow these instructions to wash your cat:

1. Put both lids on your toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat, pet and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet tank and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the door(s) to your lanai or pool area. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
7. Standing behind the commode as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the bowl, streak through the room and run like a bat out of hell into the lanai or pool area where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

[Lovey2]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

You know you may be a pet lover if you're willing to follow these instructions to wash your cat:

1. Put both lids on your toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat, pet and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet tank and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the door(s) to your lanai or pool area. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
7. Standing behind the commode as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the bowl, streak through the room and run like a bat out of hell into the lanai or pool area where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

I have done this....it works!!

[Taltarzac725]

...if you have taken claws to the knees from begging cats!

Originally Posted by skyguy79

You know you may be a pet lover if you're willing to follow these instructions to wash your cat:

1. Put both lids on your toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat, pet and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet tank and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the door(s) to your lanai or pool area. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the front door.
7. Standing behind the commode as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the bowl, streak through the room and run like a bat out of hell into the lanai or pool area where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

I used to catsit as well as housesit for my older brother whose girlfriend had taken in a huge Tomcat before they got married of maybe 24 lbs. This cat named Mephistopheles and/or Butthead had a unique way of begging. He would get under the table where I was eating and watching TV from the couch. I would see a claw moving in for the kill and in it would go into my knee or leg if this pussy did not get his fill of meat.

I certainly thought of cleaning Butthead in this way!!!

[Cisco Kid]

You’ve come to the conclusion that anyone who hates dogs just can’t possibly have a soul.

[Taltarzac725]

...if you plan your trips to Europe around restaurants which allow dogs because you miss yours so much. http://goeurope.about.com/od/travelw...pet_travel.htm

[Taltarzac725]

...if while trying to listen to a Sumter Court Clerk talk about Jury Duty and hearing a groaning coffee maker that sounded like a whining dog all you can think about is missing that time you would have had with your dog at Doggie Doo Run Run. Rather than, of course, actually listening to the Court Clerk talk!