[graciegirl]

Today mine is;


"Sometimes people need love most who are most unlovable."


and just so you can know the real me.


"Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?"


AND


"I talk like this because of the chip in my neck put there by The Villages sales department when they issued me my I.D. Gary Morse did not pay for my home."

[memason]

You can lead a horse to water, but they're just gonna pi** in it anyway!

[Duke-SRT]

" When I was 17 I could not believe how stupid my father was, when I was 21 I couln't believe how much He had learned in 4 years"

[skyguy79]

Here's my contribution:

• Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot.
• I can only please one person per day. Looks like today's not your day and tomorrow's not looking much better.
• I do exercise, but I only do a couple situps each day, and that's only when I have to get out of bed to pee.
• Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.
• Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

There! Now aren't you glad you asked?

[manaboutown]

He was a wise man who invented beer.. Plato

Trust but verify. Ronal Reagan

and my favorite "There is no p in Lake Sumter" attributed to Gracie.

[buzzy]

Why put off until tomorrow, that which you can get out of altogether?

[DaleMN]

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[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

I know what it is to have little and I know what it is to have plenty. I have learned to be content with whatever I have.

[2BNTV]

Gee, it's hard to pick a favorite but......

1. People are as happy, as they make up their minds to be. A. lincoln
2. Mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.
3. I don't let people rent space, in my head.
5. Boy howdy by Gracie.
6. It doesn't cost anything to be nice, (Mom).
7. People don't care how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

That's all folks!!!!

[Rickg]

"Don't pick fly **** out of pepper".

I hope I don't offend anybody with that one

[Finallyfree]

Believe that most people do the best they can with the knowledge they have.

Blaming never solved anything.

[Carl in Tampa]

"I was in fear for my life."

(Said to the police when they arrive after you have shot an intruder in your home.)

(Actually, to be used anytime you shoot anyone, anywhere.)

[mr and mrs bike]

Expect the worst and you're never disappointed .

[Cedwards38]

Be the change that you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi

[Shimpy]

If it works don't fix it.