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Old 04-25-2023, 10:45 AM
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Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?
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I lived on a golf course in a country club community for 13 years and there were men that would just stand out there and relieve themselves while waiting to tee off with homes surrounding the tees. Once I had my grandchildren out on our deck and it happened so I called the police and met them after the 9th green, he got mouthy with them and he left in their car. I then went in to talk with the pro and told him I as well as my neighbors will call each time we see this happening. It never happened again after that day. That is one of the reasons I would never live on a golf course again, lots of sickos out there, plus the vulgarity, noise, and lack of privacy. My deck was not on a trail, it was on a pro tee box but still way to much going on for my liking.
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I lived on a golf course in a country club community for 13 years and there were men that would just stand out there and relieve themselves while waiting to tee off with homes surrounding the tees. Once I had my grandchildren out on our deck and it happened so I called the police and met them after the 9th green, he got mouthy with them and he left in their car. I then went in to talk with the pro and told him I as well as my neighbors will call each time we see this happening. It never happened again after that day. That is one of the reasons I would never live on a golf course again, lots of sickos out there, plus the vulgarity, noise, and lack of privacy. My deck was not on a trail, it was on a pro tee box but still way to much going on for my liking.
Well, relieving yourself on a tee box is absurd. Let’s keep this in perspective and keep it to someone trying to be discreet about it behind a tree out of plain sight of homes.
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Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?
Well. What is the rule now for how many minutes you have to to look for a lost ball? 😃
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Im not a golfer. With that said, before i retired and moved here, i visited my brother who lived here for a number of years. First time here, we are driving around and im looking at all the golf carts. I said to him, there must be many cases of incontince here, I see the golf carts all have these white plastic urinals on them.
Needless to say he explained what they are for.

But i often think…they could be used for that.
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Unfortunately, not enough trees on the golf courses here. The developer stripped most of them away. Boring, flat layouts with plenty of golf view premium lots. A guy can't find a decent tree these days.
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I know there is a small bathroom just off Belmont's 3rd hole.

I sometimes see couples sneaking into it for sex so a lot does happen on golf courses.

If both are in there at the same time I assume something else is going on in there.
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As the first golf front owner posting, I think that I speak for all:

I don't want to look out my window to see you pis*ing.
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Well, relieving yourself on a tee box is absurd. Let’s keep this in perspective and keep it to someone trying to be discreet about it behind a tree out of plain sight of homes.
Agree, anyone doing it "in the open" is not the norm. In TV there are very few places where a person would be close enough to SEE something and even then they might need binoculars.
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Agree, anyone doing it "in the open" is not the norm. In TV there are very few places where a person would be close enough to SEE something and even then they might need binoculars.
If a tree is peed on in the forest....
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Every executive course that I have been on has a bathroom at the start, and another one around the 5th hole. The championship courses have one on the start, the front nine and the back nine.
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Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your ***** in your pants...
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