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Ok, so what about men using urinals on golf courses?
If it is in the restroom, then OK.
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Old 04-25-2023, 06:15 PM
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Is this really what this site has come down to?
To Pee or not to Pee, that is the question. Whether this nobler in the fairway or on the green blah blah
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Old 04-25-2023, 06:19 PM
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Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your ***** in your pants...
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Jon Rahm knows a lot about golf courses. Consider him an expert on this topic. 2019 PGA Championship.
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Ok, so what about men using urinals on golf courses?
If you can do it in your golf cart discretely so no one can see - into your own urinal which like dog poo you take with you - well, ok.
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Jon Rahm knows a lot about golf courses. Consider him an expert on this topic. 2019 PGA Championship.
Sorry, not good enough. We expect more from our dogs. (Well, most of us, anyways.)
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****ing in public is disgusting.
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Unfortunately, not enough trees on the golf courses here. The developer stripped most of them away. Boring, flat layouts with plenty of golf view premium lots. A guy can't find a decent tree these days.
Most were built on cow pastures that didn't have many trees in the first place...
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Drink cart girls always plied my foursome with beer. You don't buy beer, you rent it. No golf course went unwatered.
Do they not call them Beer Babes anymore?
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Surprisingly, there are a number of Championship courses which do not have facilities at the starter shacks. Very surprised since this is a senior joint.

Mallory, EP, Glenview, Palmer, SO to name a few.
Well, the starter shacks are typically right by the clubhouse, so you can go there...
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Like many other topics we "chat" about on here, when two or more separate issues are discussed simultaneously, it gets difficult to follow. There are legitimate, contrasting, differences between those who prefer to live on a golf course and those who would never consider it. However, on the topic of public indecency laws, it should not matter if an individual lives on a golf course, by a walking trail, ball diamond, or tennis count, they fact that a male, or a female, has an incontinence condition should not result in the law being applied by qualitative consideration. Once a society starts down that path, equality of justice takes another blow. If one is excused from public indecency laws (urinating in public) because they are on a public or private golf course, should a tennis player or softball player in a public park then be excused from the law by stepping behind a tree, or even equipment shed, in the park to urinate instead of walking to the restroom facilities ? So, no, in a civilized society we do not accept a variety of excuses for public urination, it's gross, actually destructive to the fiber of a society (even though some would consider it no different than spitting on the sidewalk), and rather done on the side of the road (which we have probably all witnessed) while "pretending" to examine an auto by putting the hood up, it's illegal because it is offensive. At the very least, citizens should have a right not to be exposed to such crude people, but we know some have no sense of decency and probably never will.
So that's a no from you?
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All creatures have to evacuate their waste. But knowing this, I have never, as in Never with a capital "N", thought the waste discharge of any creature (that includes widdo Snarkums) as being in any way worthy of public display.
Get the shudders just thinking about it.
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Another thread got me thinking.



If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.


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There's not a golfer alive, who hasn't taken a whiz in the woods and that will continue forever.

Women are simply jealous, as it's not quite as convenient for them. Tough luck.

For the women who are feeling deprived of equal rights? You can wear shirts without collars, so you have that going for you.
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There's not a golfer alive, who hasn't taken a whiz in the woods and that will continue forever.

Women are simply jealous, as it's not quite as convenient for them. Tough luck.

For the women who are feeling deprived of equal rights? You can wear shirts without collars, so you have that going for you.
Some inventor probably has already come up with a solution for women peeing while out and about without using Depends.
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There is always night golf which is easier to hide!
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