[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by DonH57

There is always night golf which is easier to hide!

There are urinals for women and their golfing buddies could set up the soccer wall so to speak. Or maybe just discretely chatting around the golf cart.

[EdFNJ]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Is this really what this site has come down to?

With all the bathroom topics it's starting to p1ss me off!

[Taltarzac725]

Maybe the inventors of the Villages can come up with a seat cushion for a golf cart that doubles as a women's urinal but does not stink? That way the lady could just sit on it and go and put it in the back for emptying after.

Maybe there is already such a thing?

Kind of hard for women to find a suitably large tree on some Villages' golf courses. And men could use this too.

[Pairadocs]

Originally Posted by tophcfa

It’s OK to take a leak on the golf course as long as you identify as a squirrel : )

Or, as a junior high mentality "boy" in a 70 year old body who thinks he/its just soooo funny !

[Pairadocs]

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580

All creatures have to evacuate their waste. But knowing this, I have never, as in Never with a capital "N", thought the waste discharge of any creature (that includes widdo Snarkums) as being in any way worthy of public display.
Get the shudders just thinking about it.

The law in most states and municipalities agrees with YOU apparently so passed public decency laws.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by jgibson

another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, i use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if i have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If i’m playing with a group of men i just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group i feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the tv/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does i gotta go.

Thoughts?

practice over the holes makes perfect

[Bcheval]

Think about this the next time your ball is up against a tree. Think about this the next time you stop for a bite after your round and neglect to wash your hands.

[BrianL99]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Some inventor probably has already come up with a solution for women peeing while out and about without using Depends.

https://www.amazon.com/Tinkle-Belle-...=A82TV7F6W5560

We always have one on small airplanes, but I've never had the occassion when a female passenger needed to use one.

[MandoMan]

Originally Posted by Pairadocs

Like many other topics we "chat" about on here, when two or more separate issues are discussed simultaneously, it gets difficult to follow. There are legitimate, contrasting, differences between those who prefer to live on a golf course and those who would never consider it. However, on the topic of public indecency laws, it should not matter if an individual lives on a golf course, by a walking trail, ball diamond, or tennis count, they fact that a male, or a female, has an incontinence condition should not result in the law being applied by qualitative consideration. Once a society starts down that path, equality of justice takes another blow. If one is excused from public indecency laws (urinating in public) because they are on a public or private golf course, should a tennis player or softball player in a public park then be excused from the law by stepping behind a tree, or even equipment shed, in the park to urinate instead of walking to the restroom facilities ? So, no, in a civilized society we do not accept a variety of excuses for public urination, it's gross, actually destructive to the fiber of a society (even though some would consider it no different than spitting on the sidewalk), and rather done on the side of the road (which we have probably all witnessed) while "pretending" to examine an auto by putting the hood up, it's illegal because it is offensive. At the very least, citizens should have a right not to be exposed to such crude people, but we know some have no sense of decency and probably never will.

Actually, I don’t find discrete public urination “gross” or “crude” or “offensive,” tree or no tree. The same goes for public breast-feeding from an exposed breast. These are normal bodily functions, and it is a warped society that sees them as shameful. I recall the motto of the Order of the Garter in the UK: “Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense” (which translates as “shame to him who thinks it evil,” or more clearly, “If no offense is intended, shame to him who thinks an act evil.”). That doesn’t mean I want it done against the wall of my house or on my lanai, but on a golf course in an emergency doesn’t bother me. I realize there are public decency laws, and I follow them, but some laws were made because of prudes who complain, not because of public health. Oddly, there is much better reason for not allowing public urination in cities (as with a ban on public spitting), yet cities are not generally required to have and maintain a lot of public facilities for this sort of thing. There have been several articles in the New York Times this year about the need for such things in New York.

Paris began installing ****oirs on the streets in 1830, and at one point there were over 1200 of them. These were generally partly open and male only. The feet and torso of the users were exposed. All but one has been replaced by unisex, fully-enclosed units rather like our porta-potties. In London these days you can find plastic portable units for four men, completely exposed from behind. I’ve attached a photo below.

We are not talking here about public exposure of the sex organs for the purpose of shocking people. That’s significantly different. If people are offended by the sight of someone urinating a hundred feet away, however, I would say they have their own problems they should deal with.

[Sandy and Ed]

Originally Posted by JGibson

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

You gotta be kidding, right?

[toeser]

Originally Posted by vintageogauge

I lived on a golf course in a country club community for 13 years and there were men that would just stand out there and relieve themselves while waiting to tee off with homes surrounding the tees. Once I had my grandchildren out on our deck and it happened so I called the police and met them after the 9th green, he got mouthy with them and he left in their car. I then went in to talk with the pro and told him I as well as my neighbors will call each time we see this happening. It never happened again after that day. That is one of the reasons I would never live on a golf course again, lots of sickos out there, plus the vulgarity, noise, and lack of privacy. My deck was not on a trail, it was on a pro tee box but still way to much going on for my liking.

Wow. I have lived on a Villages golf course for eight years and have never witnessed nor heard ANY inappropriate behavior, not even cursing.

[keithwand]

Adult diapers for those with bladder issues.
I have seen nude villagers lounging or walking around poolside at their homes while golfing.
We wanted to poke our eyes out!

[bogmonster]

The golden rule up in Minnesota is don’t pick the raspberries near the tee box.

[dhdallas]

Try not drinking beer.

[SHIBUMI]

This has definitely turned into yellow journalism. There are plenty of bathrooms on the courses. Its probably not more than a 5 minute ride from any hole to get to a bathroom.
If you have an issue, you need to be responsible and learn where the stops are and be willing to stop your golf and go to a restroom. Yes women will be offended as they have to do the same thing, find a bathroom. Be considerate. If your that incontinent wear a diaper or stay home. I guess you should not use the pools either.
Pre-planning your stops is key. And being aware of water intake as well, one feeds the other. Golf takes our minds out of reality. Just be a little more considerate of others. It is a two stroke penalty for taking an action that adversely affects other players, if egregious also subject to disqualification.