[The Great Fumar]

You'll all be glad to know that I checked this out and there is nothing to be alarmed about .....

Its just TONY'S porch light ........

PS However I do wish he would use a smaller bulb.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Tom Hannon

Just great!!! As if TV is not crowded enough. Now we have to worry about Aliens making their final destination here. Who woulda thunk it.

I saw one yesterday backing up in a roundabout.

[Yoda]

Originally Posted by Stellareyes

Hello I want to know if any Villagers were at Sumter Landing Square Tuesday Nov 23 around 8:45 PM and witnessed any strange bright light hovering over the lake? The square was packed that night and someone told me to look and I saw everyone stunned looking at the sky over the lake. There was this very bright yellow object with a red glow around it. It stayed there for about a minute before it kinda of made a uturn and then faded out. All the vendors were talking about it. I saw someone trying to video it but could get it. Did anyone see anything?

I bet you're sorry you ever asked?

Yoda

[cabo35]

Please remain calm....do not panic. The TOTV Intergalactic Strike Force has been activated. Capt. Tony has announced he has established communications with an alien, carbon based life form believed to be connected with the lights. He first became aware of them when they tried to hack into the TOTV board without registering. When they tried to use flashing lights and musical notes to establish contact, he nailed them on a plagiarism clause stating it was clearly part of an old Stephen Spielberg script and permanently revoked their access. Way to go Tony the Administrator.

Our Talk Host, who has an "Above Top Secret" national security classification, just returned from a covert mission in Billings, Montana where he revealed "strange things" going on there to. He hinted that there is a clear Villages connection to the Montana case.

dklassen argued that the incident was part of a vast Liberal conspiracy created to distract Villagers from what's going on in the White House. If this thread winds up in the Political Forum......we will need to start an investigation and connect the dots hoping they will lead to the digital graveyard where all unceremoniously "deleted" posts reside.

The Great Fumar, is an acclaimed aviator intimately familiar with space exploration and galactic phenomenon of the third kind. After the Villages sighting, the Community Watch reported that the great one was observed, during the early morning hours, checking Tony's porch with a Geiger counter. The CIA immediately disavowed any connection or knowledge about the great one and a possible "black ops" exercise......even though they were never mentioned. Hmmmmm.

Gracie, Tom Hannon, Barefoot, Taltarzac and Russ Boston have been inspired to go public with their alien abduction experiences. It appears the code name "Stellareyes" has triggered a sinister and deeply seeded mind control response about their bizarre experiences. Gracie confided that after they took her into what appeared to be an examination room with a wet bar, they slowly began to (CENSORED) ........fill in the rest...........

Wait a minute......this bulletin just in on Fox News......NORAD has announced that while running a test on their Santa Tracker 2010......engineers acknowledged a runaway mini-satellite that was lost over the Villages, Florida at the time of our sightings. Well that explains it!

Merry Christmas to all TOTV administrators, friends and posters!

[tony]

Cabo is not even supposed to know about The ToTV Intergalactic Strike Force, let along speak of it. We will be checking into him very closely because that title is copyrighted.

Fumar is perturbed because he thinks the aliens only stopped to walk their dogs and let them find relief, and we all know he is strongly against alien dogs. He reported them to the Compliance Officers. That's why they left so quickly. Good job, Fumar.

[2newyorkers]

Cabo 35 , you are too clever!

[tudacee]

Does this mean we now have to fight the UFO aliens for the chairs, too at the Squares???

[ceejay]

I really, really love you guys!

[silvertoken]

Originally Posted by Stellareyes

Hello I want to know if any Villagers were at Sumter Landing Square Tuesday Nov 23 around 8:45 PM and witnessed any strange bright light hovering over the lake? The square was packed that night and someone told me to look and I saw everyone stunned looking at the sky over the lake. There was this very bright yellow object with a red glow around it. It stayed there for about a minute before it kinda of made a uturn and then faded out. All the vendors were talking about it. I saw someone trying to video it but could get it. Did anyone see anything?

You may want to match it up to this: http://www.ufodna.com/chrono/chrono/2004.htm

[Pturner]

I can't believe you guys don't know that Rudolf has a very shiny nose!!

[Pookirgirl]

In all seriousness.... last night's news announced that there will be many many meteor showers to be seeen in the skies for the upcoming week. Perhaps that was the beginning?

[golfnut]

4th of july this year at the lake in michigan there were many people with small (2 feet high) hot air ballons that they purchased, they have a small can of sterno suspended from the balloon, light the sterno, hold the balloon until it is lighter than air, let go, it takes off on the wind, it continues to rise and you can see it for about a quarter mile or so...gn

[The Great Fumar]

Originally Posted by Pturner

I can't believe you guys don't know that Rudolf has a very shiny nose!!

CAREFUL , THATS NOT RUDOLF, ITS TALK HOST AND HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT...........

FUMAR THE NOSEY ...

[The Great Fumar]

Originally Posted by golfnut

4th of july this year at the lake in michigan there were many people with small (2 feet high) hot air ballons that they purchased, they have a small can of sterno suspended from the balloon, light the sterno, hold the balloon until it is lighter than air, let go, it takes off on the wind, it continues to rise and you can see it for about a quarter mile or so...gn

Sounds like fun , lets build one, I know we can count on punk pup !!

fumar the light weight

[golfnut]

fumar, no need to build you can buy these things cheap....gn