[Bonny]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

We are paying for The Villages Security Department. Tomwed will explain.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by Bonny

What security are we paying for?

Social Security? Or is that a gift given to us by the millenials?


I want you to know that I am against sex on the bandstand. I hurt my back. I think people should just stay home and get a trapeze. I tore the heck out of my Achilles tendon jumping off the dresser.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

I want you to know that I am against sex on the bandstand. I hurt my back. I think people should just stay home and get a trapeze. I tore the heck out of my Achilles tendon jumping off the dresser.

OK, here's a laugh for your recovery

About 20 years ago a guy came into the ER dressed in a "Superman" costume. Apparently he was at the Holiday Inn with a female companion other than his wife. Since he wanted a "flying start", he climbed on the dresser and leaped toward the bed, but he missed, fracturing his , well, private part in the process. It does not require surgical repair, so the urologist tied a piece of gauze in a bow on it and sent him home to his wife. Would have loved to hear his "explanation" to her.

[tomwed]

I was approached at the square last night by a woman I had never met. She asked me if I would like some super sex. I said, "I'll take the soup".

[dillywho]

Originally Posted by tomwed

I was approached at the square last night by a woman I had never met. She asked me if I would like some super sex. I said, "I'll take the soup".

Good answer!

[Mathmarm]

Thanks tomwed for lightening things up

[Sandtrap328]

Originally Posted by tomwed

I was approached at the square last night by a woman I had never met. She asked me if I would like some super sex. I said, "I'll take the soup".

Old joke - but still funny.

[Bruiser1]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

OK, here's a laugh for your recovery

About 20 years ago a guy came into the ER dressed in a "Superman" costume. Apparently he was at the Holiday Inn with a female companion other than his wife. Since he wanted a "flying start", he climbed on the dresser and leaped toward the bed, but he missed, fracturing his , well, private part in the process. It does not require surgical repair, so the urologist tied a piece of gauze in a bow on it and sent him home to his wife. Would have loved to hear his "explanation" to her.

"Lucy ...I got some 'splaining to do!"

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by Sandtrap328

Old joke

from an Old HS teacher