[anarick]

the first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left

[anarick]

life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

[2BNTV]

I'll be alright except for my left side.

[Joaniesmom]

Said to a tired person: "You look you've been rode hard and put away wet!"

[CarolSells]

Have we had, "Think the rain'll hurt the rhubarb?"

[anarick]

in dog years you're dead

[justanormalgirl]

You bet your sweet bippy!

(I have no idea what a 'bippy' is but wasn't that from the show with Goldie Hawn?)

Yessery Bob!

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by CarolSells

Have we had, "Think the rain'll hurt the rhubarb?"

ARE YOU SURE you aren't Boomer?

[ilovetv]

No good deed goes unpunished.

[ilovetv]

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

[ilovetv]

"He'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven."

[CarolSells]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

ARE YOU SURE you aren't Boomer?

I'm not Boomer. She was actually a bit before my time on here so I'll just say that I'll take that as a compliment, Gracie.


Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

[2BNTV]

He/she has more hang-ups than the phone company.

[kfierle]

Oh, for Pete's sake!

[kfierle]

What, were you raised in a barn? (My mother said this to us when we left the front or back door to the house open during the winter).