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...the waitress bought up Speckled Butterbean's old spot --after working at Ocala's Body Shots for a few years-- and created a 4 star restaurant that put Evans Prairie to shame. She even has a tradition of bringing in eleven Scottish bagpipers piping on January 4.

Back to our plumber pipers and the gator. GatorGus has rescued the gator and got it into Lake Sumter with the help of the eleven pipers. But, his dog Bounce, seeking revenge on gators....
did something about there being no P in Lake Sumter! Spectators gasped and...
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did something about there being no P in Lake Sumter! Spectators gasped and...
...were amazed at the amount of pee one West Highlands Scottish Terrier had. He kept peeing and peeing and peeing for a solid minute. Bounce also must have drunk something that disturbed the gators as only the brown snouted remote contolled gator remained anywhere near the Lake Sumter docks.

The fishers rejoiced as now they had a good shot at the bigger fish and did not have to worry about the gators.


Bounce even got an ice cream cone from Haagen Daz from GatorGus who also gave him a John 3:16 dog collar to show his victory over the gators by honoring that most famous Gator Tim Tebow. TimTebow.com | The Official Website of Tim Tebow Tebow's father was in town and....

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...were amazed at the amount of pee one West Highlands Scottish Terrier had. He kept peeing and peeing and peeing for a solid minute. Bounce also must have drunk something that disturbed the gators as only the brown snouted remote contolled gator remained anywhere near the Lake Sumter docks.

The fishers rejoiced as now they had a good shot at the bigger fish and did not have to worry about the gators.


Bounce even got an ice cream cone from Haagen Daz from GatorGus who also gave him a John 3:16 dog collar to show his victory over the gators by honoring that most famous Gator Tim Tebow. Tebow's father was in town and....
was wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey but the coach had him beat him with a tatoo of his wife in nothing but a Sanchez jersey. That was the headline in the NY Daily News, (you can't make this stuff up folks, it's true). The coach then fled from the paparazzi who were clicking pictures at a rapid rate and the coach fell into the pool trying to get away and.........
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was wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey but the coach had him beat him with a tatoo of his wife in nothing but a Sanchez jersey. That was the headline in the NY Daily News, (you can't make this stuff up folks, it's true). The coach then fled from the paparazzi who were clicking pictures at a rapid rate and the coach fell into the pool trying to get away and.........
Sunbathing Rex Ryan spotted, tattoo of wife's likeness wearing only Mark Sanchez NY Jets jersey on display in Bahamas - NY Daily News

...Bounce jumped in to save him as Steve (GatorGus) was busy visiting with Samhass. Bounce does a great dog paddle. The Jets' coach Rex Ryan managed to grab onto Bounce's John 3:16 dog collar's tag as that is all that stood out from the huge inner tube Bounce had around himself. Bounce got Ryan to the side of the pool and....
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Sunbathing Rex Ryan spotted, tattoo of wife's likeness wearing only Mark Sanchez NY Jets jersey on display in Bahamas - NY Daily News

...Bounce jumped in to save him as Steve (GatorGus) was busy visiting with Samhass. Bounce does a great dog paddle. The Jets' coach Rex Ryan managed to grab onto Bounce's John 3:16 dog collar's tag as that is all that stood out from the huge inner tube Bounce had around himself. Bounce got Ryan to the side of the pool and....
....gave him mouth to mouth respiration. That made the coach very.....
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....gave him mouth to mouth respiration. That made the coach very.....
...confused as he had no idea this was the famous Bounce. Westies look pretty much all alike. Samhass pulled Bounce's tail to get him off Coach Ryan as you are supposed to do with pure-breed Westies when they are stuck. Coach Ryan then said....

..."what's with all these drummers drumming? There's 12 of them, aren't there? Are the Gators sending in re-inforcements because I lack a Tim Tebow tattoo??? They could have at least sent in the gorgeous U of FL cheerleaders rather than these hurly-burly all male 12 drummers." The Office - 12 Drummers Drumming - Video - NBC.com

Pooh says-- "That's just an illusion because of the uniforms used by the drummers' vis-a-vis those scanty one's used by the Gator cheerleaders. Some of the drummers could be girls."

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...confused as he had no idea this was the famous Bounce. Westies look pretty much all alike. Samhass pulled Bounce's tail to get him off Coach Ryan as you are supposed to do with pure-breed Westies when they are stuck. Coach Ryan then said....

..."what's with all these drummers drumming? There's 12 of them, aren't there? Are the Gators sending in re-inforcements because I lack a Tim Tebow tattoo??? They could have at least sent in the gorgeous U of FL cheerleaders rather than these hurly-burly all male 12 drummers." The Office - 12 Drummers Drumming - Video - NBC.com

Pooh says-- "That's just an illusion because of the uniforms used by the drummers' vis-a-vis those scanty one's used by the Gator cheerleaders. Some of the drummers could be girls."

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....isn't that 11th Drummer Abe Vigoda? Abe Vigoda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Tal says, "Abe Vigoda! Loved him in Barney Miller as Fish." Bounce starts barking and....

...into the pool area walk
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


KathieI complains, "How am I going to swim with all these creatures around?" 2B says.....

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....isn't that 11th Drummer Abe Vigoda? Abe Vigoda - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Tal says, "Abe Vigoda! Loved him in Barney Miller as Fish." Bounce starts barking and....

...into the pool area walk
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


KathieI complains, "How am I going to swim with all these creatures around?"

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...Well, at least you do not have the complete sets from each 12 Days of Christmas songs. Then you would have to contend with 12 partridges in a pear tree as well as 24 turtle doves, 36 French hens, 48 calling birds, 60 golden rings, 72 geese a-laying, etc.

"What a zoo!" says Graciegirl as we await the 12th Night. "We should call 12th Night Zoo Night" pipes in....
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...Well, at least you do not have the complete sets from each 12 Days of Christmas songs. Then you would have to contend with 12 partridges in a pear tree as well as 24 turtle doves, 36 French hens, 48 calling birds, 60 golden rings, 72 geese a-laying, etc.

"What a zoo!" says Graciegirl as we await the 12th Night. "We should call 12th Night Zoo Night" pipes in....
...Happinow says, "Well, at least there are just 12 drummers drumming, 132 drummers would be quite a band to go along with the zoo."

"We have enough of a menagerie for a parade!" chirps in Skyguy.

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...Happinow says, "Well, at least there are just 12 drummers drumming, 132 drummers would be quite a band to go along with the zoo."

"We have enough of a menagerie for a parade!" chirps in Skyguy.

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HEY! Skyguy isn't a canary; he can't chirp!!! But maybe Tal has a better idea than Skyguy and....
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HEY! Skyguy isn't a canary; he can't chirp!!! But maybe Tal has a better idea than Skyguy and....
..he gets out his wine drenched and now badly stained Thesaurus and....
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..he gets out his wine drenched and now badly stained Thesaurus and....
...looks up chirp. "You must have had those 12 partridges on your mind" suggests Bill-N-Brillo. Who adds....
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...looks up chirp. "You must have had those 12 partridges on your mind" suggests Bill-N-Brillo. Who adds....
"Forget about'um! You'll never get them out of the pear tree!" So Tal figures he'll look up quack instead and see if...
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"Forget about'um! You'll never get them out of the pear tree!" So Tal figures he'll look up quack instead and see if...
...he can get the swans, geese, calling brids, doves and hens out of the pool with the proper calls. GatorGus suggests wrestling an alligator into the pool. Samhass adds.....
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