[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...tension. Lee Child had been talking about getting a sixth house, this one in the Villages. He had to explain what Tom Cruise was doing playing Jack Reacher to the sales people at Lake Sumter Sales Center. Gary Morse had been seeing to Mr. Child personally and....

wanted Lee Child to write a book about his views on how TV was expanded. When Lee asked Gary about the IRS issue, Gary said nobody knows how that is going to be resolved and walked away only to run into...........

[kittygilchrist]

Kermit and Miss Piggy wigging out to the piano music at LS Sales Center. They were getting as low as a frog and pig can go, when the Gator Brigade burst through the doors...

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

Kermit and Miss Piggy wigging out to the piano music at LS Sales Center. They were getting as low as a frog and pig can go, when the Gator Brigade burst through the doors...

and stopped in their tracks as Kermit was in the middle of singing, "It's not Easy Being Green". Since the Gator Brudgade was green, they are started crying and there was a lot of water on the floor so the Gator Bridgade decided to.......

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

and stopped in their tracks as Kermit was in the middle of singing, "It's not Easy Being Green". Since the Gator Brudgade was green, they are started crying and there was a lot of water on the floor so the Gator Bridgade decided to.......

start singing their version of "It's not Easy Being Green with Sharp Teeth in a Big Mouth." Hearing them, Kermit started turning green with envy but, no one noticed the change of color. Now after the gator concert....

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

start singing their version of "It's not Easy Being Green with Sharp Teeth in a Big Mouth." Hearing them, Kermit started turning green with envy but, no one noticed the change of color. Now after the gator concert....

everybody walked outside singing kumbaya when all of a sudden, the gators started eating the orange chairs that were stolen from Shea Stadium as the Met fans had no use for them but........

[kittygilchrist]

the word police raided the place based on rumors that kumbaya might have been sung in only two languages. Confusion reigned as the police grunted miranda rights at the ravenous gators whose powerful jaws were crunching orange metal...skyguy stepped in the middle of melee and proclaimed, "I deny having been paid to say this by Doritos sponsors of the Super bowl regarding chrunching orange, and furthermore..."

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

the word police raided the place based on rumors that kumbaya might have been sung in only two languages. Confusion reigned as the police grunted miranda rights at the ravenous gators whose powerful jaws were crunching orange metal...skyguy stepped in the middle of melee and proclaimed, "I deny having been paid to say this by Doritos sponsors of the Super bowl regarding chrunching orange, and furthermore..."

we will not pay any damages. Everyone decided to go to Kitty's house for the Super Bowl party but Kitty reminded everyone she didn't own a home in TV yet!!!!! Yikes, said skyguy and then graciously offered his home, (with a pool), to everyone. Sky said he would provide the food, (pasta only) and 2B the drinks and Kitty offered to give free dancing lesson as she saw some endzone dancing that left a lot to be desired, (similar to Elaine on Seinfeld). The noise was loud so the police were summoned and...........

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

we will not pay any damages. Everyone decided to go to Kitty's house for the Super Bowl party but Kitty reminded everyone she didn't own a home in TV yet!!!!! Yikes, said skyguy and then graciously offered his home, (with a pool), to everyone. Sky said he would provi8de the food, 2B the drinks and Kitty offered to give free dancing lesson as she saw some endzone dancing that left a lot to be desired. The noise was loud so the police were summoned and...........

....they joined the party after Skyguy opened up some of his bags of Doritos from other countries from his very extensive collection. Doritos Taco (Japan) The pooches in the neighborhood though had other ideas....

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

....they joined the party after Skyguy opened up some of his bags of Doritos from other countries from his very extensive collection. Doritos Taco (Japan) The pooches in the neighborhood though had other ideas....

until they found out that Tal had brought several sticks of pepperoni to the party. The dogs then said the heck with Skyguys Doritos and growled at Tal until they intimidated him in giving up the pepperoni after they drove him back until he fell into the freezing pool. After Tal climbed out looking like a wet noodle, he....

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

until they found out that Tal had brought several sticks of pepperoni to the party. The dogs then said the heck with Skyguys Doritos and growled at Tal until they intimidated him in giving up the pepperoni after they drove him back until he fell into the freezing pool. After Tal climbed out looking like a wet noodle, he....

helped by Kitty as she gave him towels to dry off. when the peperoni was gone, 2B stepped out to buy some supersad with sharp tasting provolone cheese, portugese bread, (where did he buy that?), and washed it down with cold beer. When everyone was feeling alright, they started to throw people into the pool causing Kitty to run out of towels. Kitty said the party was over and everyone jumped into their golf carts and......

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

helped by Kitty as she gave him towels to dry off. when the peperoni was gone, 2B stepped out to buy some supersad with sharp tasting provolone cheese, portugese bread, (where did he buy that?), and washed it down with cold beer. When everyone was feeling alright, they started to throw people into the pool causing Kitty to run out of towels. Kitty said the party was over and everyone jumped into their golf carts and......

...put the "P" back in Lake Sumpter! Which, of course, brought out the word police and....

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...put the "P" back in Lake Sumpter! Which, of course, brought out the word police and....

accompanied by the p-p-police, they arrested all the p-p-people but had to release them when they failed to find the whoosegow... and besides it was time for their dinner break. The p-p-people then thanked them by offering to send them to lunch at Athens. When they got to the Orlando Airport to catch their flight to Greece, customs turned them away and they returned to TV, angry and swearing to.....

[kittygilchrist]

P whenever possible. Posting prolifically on TOTV the police pulled people from practically every pillar and post to put on a primarily public parade at the polo place.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

P whenever possible. Posting prolifically on TOTV the police pulled people from practically every pillar and post to put on a primarily public parade at the polo place.

The no p policy in Lake sumter was pi**ing off people who potically polluted the water. This prompted politicians to promote proven policies provided the police and.paraders who.......

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

The no p policy in Lake sumter was pi**ing off people who potically polluted the water. This prompted politicians to promote proven policies provided the police and.paraders who.......

...promptly proceeded politely to put off parade promotions until paid professionally. PTurner replied....