[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

that if this is going to turn into a wet T-shirt contest, then I'm....

getting a front row seat. If not, I will go back to drinking my imported beer. Everyone asked Samhass when he brought the imported beer and he said WOB in Brownwood. Suddenly, they was a stampede out the door as 2B was run over by............

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

getting a front row seat. If not, I will go back to drinking my imported beer. Everyone asked Samhass when he brought the imported beer and he said WOB in Brownwood. Suddenly, they was a stampede out the door as 2B was run over by............

an alligator driving a Shriners miniature car on Buena Vista in a hurry to beat another driver through the round-a-bout! 2B was ticketed by the Keystone Kops for failure to stay out of traffic while the alligator that hit him....

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

an alligator driving a Shriners miniature car on Buena Vista in a hurry to beat another driver through the round-a-bout! 2B was ticketed by the Keystone Kops for failure to stay out of traffic while the alligator that hit him....

.....was treated to a big leg of lamb and told to be careful next time. It was a crazy night and everyone was feeling like they should be......

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

.....was treated to a big leg of lamb and told to be careful next time. It was a crazy night and everyone was feeling like they should be......

take off all their clothes and go dancing bare-arsed negit in front of the square's cams! However there was one kill-joy in the crowd and she said....

[graciegirl]

Put your clothes back on Ethel, you don't look like you usta and those things are better restrained if you're gonna jump around, You are gonna harm somone.

Then Senior Citizen walked in and told everyone that she just had cooked up a big bunch of Pasta and asked everyone to come and share.
They all said yes except for Bill and Sandy because they had a previous commitment to go and see the brand new, large, amazingly beautiful and one of a kind...................

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

Put your clothes back on Ethel, you don't look like you usta and those things are better restrained if you're gonna jump around, You are gonna harm somone.

Then Senior Citizen walked in and told everyone that she just had cooked up a big bunch of Pasta and asked everyone to come and share.
They all said yes except for Bill and Sandy because they had a previous commitment to go and see the brand new, large, amazingly beautiful and one of a kind...................

pet rock powered by jumper cables attached to an antique kite. Anyway, everyone dug into the....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

pet rock powered by jumper cables attached to an antique kite. Anyway, everyone dug into the....

...pasta and decided to watch Frankenweenie one more time to see how to correctly set up the kite and the pet rock so as to bring it to life. Tal angerly added "You cannot bring a pet rock back to life, it never lived in the first place." Villages PL said that was something that could be brought back from the dead....

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...pasta and decided to watch Frankenweenie one more time to see how to correctly set up the kite and the pet rock so as to bring it to life. Tal angerly added "You cannot bring a pet rock back to life, it never lived in the first place." Villages PL said that was something that could be brought back from the dead....

if only they ate right. Vitamins and nutrients are important to one's health.
This started a discussion that.........

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

if only they ate right. Vitamins and nutrients are important to one's health.
This started a discussion that.........

...was very heated because of Graciegirl's love of....

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...was very heated because of Graciegirl's love of....

her sweetie. Everyone stopped in their tracks, looked at Graciegirl in puzzlement thinking... {What's her love of her sweetie have to do with this silly novel} ...while scratching their heads. The first one to speak up and comment was....

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

her sweetie. Everyone stopped in their tracks, looked at Graciegirl in puzzlement thinking... {What's her love of her sweetie have to do with this silly novel} ...while scratching their heads. The first one to speak up and comment was....

.....Villages PL: He understood the connection between Gracie's sweetie, pet rocks and nutrition. It seems that Gracie's sweetie was a research scientist who was the first to discover how to bring pet rocks back to life by way of nutrition. So, this is why she is proud of her sweetie and therefore she vows to never ever......

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

.....Villages PL: He understood the connection between Gracie's sweetie, pet rocks and nutrition. It seems that Gracie's sweetie was a research scientist who was the first to discover how to bring pet rocks back to life by way of nutrition. So, this is why she is proud of her sweetie and therefore she vows to never ever......

leave him. That wold be the unthinkable. speaking of unthinkable, what was that guy doing drriving his golf cart into the WOB display case at Brownwood. The driver got out and a crowd formed to........

[kittygilchrist]

harvest the alligator, which was a welcome addition to the pasta. As if by magic, the Gator Club pulled up in their orange and blue golf carts and circled them right there in the street. The air was tense. 2Bn, Taltarzac and Skyguy formed a huddle...

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

harvest the alligator, which was a welcome addition to the pasta. As if by magic, the Gator Club pulled up in their orange and blue golf carts and circled them right there in the street. The air was tense. 2Bn, Taltarzac and Skyguy formed a huddle...

...Tal asked 2BNTV to yell out "Hey, it's Tim Tebow wearing a John 3:16 tattoo!" so that they could make a get away with the gator and pasta. This worked, but....

[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...Tal asked 2BNTV to yell out "Hey, it's Tim Tebow wearing a John 3:16 tattoo!" so that they could make a get away with the gator and pasta. This worked, but....

then 2B asked Tal "Why did you ask me to do the yelling? Can't you yell for yourself?" Then the two started yelling at each other, back and forth while skyguy just stood there and laughed! Eventually, .............