[Jsewack]

It’s raining like a cow ****ing on a flat rock

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Grandpa used to threaten me with "I'll slap you naked and hide your clothes."
I won't deluge you with all the unique New Orleans speak I grew up with.

[tophcfa]

That person is a few french fries short of a happy meal

[Nucky]

Don't get your lip caught in the wringer.

(Rhymes with lip)

[Spoiler]

“Don't let the screen door hit ya, where the good lord split ya”

[Joe V.]

Why so sad? Did Chevrolet stop makin' trucks?

[Spoiler]

“Put the pedal to the metal”

[Spoiler]

“A face only a mother could love”

[Spoiler]

“If them jeans were any tighter, they’d have to be painted on...”

[Spoiler]

“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?”

[Spoiler]

“the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”

[Velvet]

Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass.

[CWGUY]

Originally Posted by Velvet

Room temperature IQ.
Lower than a toad’s ass.

[BK001]

Growing up, I heard all of these at one time or another. I guess my Irish roots are showing. LOL .


Three sheets to the wind

Drunk as a Skunk

On-the Wagon

Off-the-Wagon

Hair of the Dog

Blotto

Blitzed

Legless

Drink like a Fish

Hammered

Plastered

Wasted

S@&t-faced

Feeling no pain

Tanked

Tie One On

[BK001]

Low man on the totem pole.