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Old 01-15-2020, 09:42 AM
Two Bills Two Bills is offline
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Fat as a butchers dog.
Gone like a f**t in a breeze.
****ed as a newt.
Drunk as a skunk.
Rare as hens teeth.
Sandwich short of a picnic.
A face that could curdle milk.
I trust you as far as I could throw you.
A face like the back of a bus.
A stitch in time save nine.
Don't spoil the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
The ship was lost for want of a nail.
Check is in the post.

.......and the dreaded words from my Mother
"Wait till I get you home!"

etc. etc.
Old 01-15-2020, 11:39 AM
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He’s wound tighter than an idiots watch!

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Old 01-15-2020, 02:14 PM
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Colder than a Witches Breast!

"May the road rise to meet you, and the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face. and the rains fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again.

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