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Old 04-26-2023, 06:58 AM
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Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.


No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

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Yes, I get offended. Use the restroom or, if you can’t wait, use a diaper. This is offensive behavior.

My neighbor pees on a bush in his front yard at night thinking no one can see him. I walk my dog at night and can see him outlined perfectly well by the lights in his garage. It’s disgusting behavior and I’ve told him so.
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:00 AM
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I yelled at a guy who pulled it out and was just about to pee on the tree behind where the local priest lives, just next door to me and in plain sight from my birdcage. “What the he** are you doing? There is a bathroom right over there!” as I pointed to the bathrooms between #6 and #8 on the course. He quickly zipped up, jumped on his cart and hightailed it over to dispose of his waste in a societal approved facility. You should have heard the hoots and hollers from his buddies—he’ll never live that down!
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:07 AM
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Some inventor probably has already come up with a solution for women peeing while out and about without using Depends.
Shewee - The Original Female Urinating Device
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:22 AM
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One thought is, are MEN NOT offended by public urination ? ? ?
I thought this was supposed to be a classy joint. Yes I am offended by public urination.
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:24 AM
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Maybe the inventors of the Villages can come up with a seat cushion for a golf cart that doubles as a women's urinal but does not stink? That way the lady could just sit on it and go and put it in the back for emptying after.

Maybe there is already such a thing?

Kind of hard for women to find a suitably large tree on some Villages' golf courses. And men could use this too.
Interesting idea and wonder what that would cost? We bought a new cart last yr with an upgraded seat for extra $1700 so my wife could reach the pedals when she drove. Very comfortable btw
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:30 AM
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Adult diapers for those with bladder issues.
I have seen nude villagers lounging or walking around poolside at their homes while golfing.
We wanted to poke our eyes out!
It is always the ones you DO NOT want to see, who have no issue walking around nude.
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:33 AM
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Yes, I get offended. Use the restroom or, if you can’t wait, use a diaper. This is offensive behavior.

My neighbor pees on a bush in his front yard at night thinking no one can see him. I walk my dog at night and can see him outlined perfectly well by the lights in his garage. It’s disgusting behavior and I’ve told him so.
Your neighbor walks out of his home, with working bathroom(s) I presume, so he can **** on a bush. I think there may be more going on with this man(?) than a weak bladder.
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Old 04-26-2023, 07:35 AM
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I yelled at a guy who pulled it out and was just about to pee on the tree behind where the local priest lives, just next door to me and in plain sight from my birdcage. “What the he** are you doing? There is a bathroom right over there!” as I pointed to the bathrooms between #6 and #8 on the course. He quickly zipped up, jumped on his cart and hightailed it over to dispose of his waste in a societal approved facility. You should have heard the hoots and hollers from his buddies—he’ll never live that down!
It reminds me of a young child who does not want to take the time to use a bathroom thinking they may miss out on something (a joke, an attractive person, seeing dave shove 5 golf balls in his mouth, again). WTH is the deal with Dave.
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As retirees a lot of of complain about youngsters, but if you need a sign to tell you directly not to pee in public maybe that's a problem.
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Is this really what this site has come down to?
I think it's important to know what kind of kooks we're dealing with out there. Yesterday I stopped to get my mail at the postal station at Southern Trace and Oak Forest. As I pulled in I saw a guy hop out of his golf cart, go to the end of the station where the mail truck unloads every day, drop his fly and take a whiz right there. When he finished he went to the other side of the building since he knew I was there and he waited. I wanted to tell him there is a rec center across the street with restrooms inside and out by the pool. But he stayed hidden on the other side until he heard my van start up. As I drove away I saw him come out from his hiding spot. So he knew what he did was wrong, but did it anyway. It takes all kinds. Unfortunately we have to deal with all of them at one time or another.
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Well. What is the rule now for how many minutes you have to to look for a lost ball? 😃
Better question how long does it take if , you don’t hit a provisional ball , if you think your ball went out of bounds and then go search and have return to the tee box to take stroke and distance?
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Old 04-26-2023, 08:10 AM
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Interesting idea and wonder what that would cost? We bought a new cart last yr with an upgraded seat for extra $1700 so my wife could reach the pedals when she drove. Very comfortable btw
I was thinking of something like a cross between a hot water bottle CVS Health Warm or Cold Water Bottle and an elevated toilet seat with an below and above total eclipse like valve for where the pee would enter. Probably made of some kind hot water bottle kind of material.

I know there are a lot of tinkerers in the Villages with a lot of extra time.
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Old 04-26-2023, 08:28 AM
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Was stationed in Okinawa. Played at Kadena AB and one time had a female DoD teacher join us. She pulled her pants down and peed behind her cart (trying to be out of view), then again by a tree, saying "okay, don't watch." Haven't seen any ladies do that here...
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Old 04-26-2023, 08:28 AM
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Is this really what this site has come down to?
i really don't want to know. if they really can't hold it, i understand, just don't ask me to look
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Old 04-26-2023, 09:24 AM
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There is a product on the market called Golf Club Urinal. I saw it on Shark Tank. It was developed by a south Florida doctor.

https://www.biorelief.com/product/ur...rtable-urinal/
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