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Old 11-26-2013, 06:56 PM
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When do you two plan to be married?
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Old 11-26-2013, 07:57 PM
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I hope you don't mind that I brought some of my friends with me to dinner.
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Old 11-26-2013, 08:06 PM
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So the culinary training in the big house really paid off huh ?
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Is this apple pie home made or store bought?
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Where's the ketchup?
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YOU made this? Really????

Isn't it time you two gave me a grandchild?
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Did you offer that bird to Ripley's for their Odditorium?
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:11 AM
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Why do you have that suppository sticking out of your ear?

Response: now I know where I put my hearing aid....!!!!!
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:18 AM
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Why do you want to move to The Villages ?
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:50 AM
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Isn't it too hot, for the summer months, in TV?
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Could we eat earlier so I don't miss the game?
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:05 AM
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Was that you ?
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:16 AM
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Could I have my dinner in the living room, before the television?
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Old 11-27-2013, 08:13 AM
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So, did you mean to get pregnant?
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So, did you mean to get pregnant?
Who's the Father?
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