Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Who just broke wind?
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Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had enough time before to truly appreciate the beauty of my grandchild, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
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Do you know who the father is?
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“ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ” ![]() |
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Will the real turkey please stand up?
Can we gobble you up now? Do you waddle when you walk? Where's the gilbert gravy? Is there an oyster in the house? How's your cholesterol? I brought chopped liver, what do I look like, Santa Claus? |
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Do you want that last roll? (Don't ask if you want it cause you know they'll take it.)
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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Did you burn the biscuits again?
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#51
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{Phrrrrtttzz... sniff-sniff}
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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#52
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Wanna pull my finger?
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#53
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Since Doggie Doo Run Run is closed on Thanksgiving, mind if my pooch poops on your lawn?
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You call this turkey?
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What happen to your hair since the time I saw you?
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Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had enough time before to truly appreciate the beauty of my grandchild, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
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Are you two getting along okay now, since you're going for marriage counseling?
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Has George stopped seeing his secretary?
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Heeeerrreeeee's Johnny!
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Aren't you surprised we're all alive for another Thanksgiving?
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Yes, we Drank the koolaid Collier, The Villages |
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