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Old 11-27-2013, 03:25 PM
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Does this mean I have to invite you to my house next year?
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So your still together, for real or what. OK everybody I won the bet they made it past 2 years everybody pay up.
Really happened at my in-laws when we had been married almost 3 years. Aunt Jean made a cool $350. Everybody else had bet against us, that was 32 years ago.
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Does everyone believe, as I do, that football is the most boring sport?
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If your husband and my wife could see how happy we are together i am sure they would both understand why we wanted to have Thanksgiving together Without them
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(With a squishy nose when lifting the lid): Did you make that?
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My medical insurance was cancelled. Will you adopt me so I can get on your union policy?
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Weren't you supposed to remove the stuffing mix from the bag before you put it in the bird?
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Did you always have that big wart on your nose?
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Pumpkin pie gives me gas.

Who wants fruit cake?

Man, this cranberry sauce is going to run right through me.
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Before we start eating, do you have anti-acids standing by?
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Did you forget to remove the bag of giblets from the body cavity?
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So tell me, who is your plastic surgeon?
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How many turkey necks can you count at this table ?
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